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Okay, goodbye!
Bianca says:
Gonna miss you fine folks (until you return again, again)!
April 24, 2020 — 5:22 pm
thelaundry says:
I still want the old gang to have an ongoing site. I’d pay to be a member.
April 24, 2020 — 5:27 pm
tanqueray beavers says:
+1
April 26, 2020 — 4:07 am
m13g9 says:
not only that — i would unblock ads for these idiots.
April 27, 2020 — 10:56 am
Nate says:
Goodbye I love you
April 24, 2020 — 5:24 pm
Icecold davis says:
Good blogs
April 24, 2020 — 5:24 pm
BK says:
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog was a good website
April 24, 2020 — 7:15 pm
hampineapple says:
+1
April 24, 2020 — 10:07 pm
darklynn says:
pls return. pls
April 24, 2020 — 5:25 pm
Peter Raleigh says:
All too brief as always
April 24, 2020 — 5:25 pm
Garfield Thelonius Remington III says:
Man that listerv thing is weird, up to and including the fact that I am somehow already signed up to it.
April 24, 2020 — 5:25 pm
biff_wonsley says:
Weird like injecting Lysol weird, or weird like “hmm, that’s odd?”
Up is down. Black is white.
April 24, 2020 — 8:15 pm
Garfield Thelonius Remington III says:
Also I love you all, I miss you already, please come back.
April 24, 2020 — 5:26 pm
JimIrsaysLiquorCabinet says:
Long live Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog dot com.
Please post comparative site metrics against zombie Deadspin so we can email the herbs in charge to rub their noses in it.
Also, thanks guys and while you’re at it: GO TO HELL!
April 24, 2020 — 5:30 pm
Somethingpunnythiswaycomes says:
I would post more, but not being hidden in the greys makes me feel naked.
April 24, 2020 — 9:19 pm
JIM SPANFELLER, STILL An HERB says:
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog was a good website
April 24, 2020 — 5:26 pm
Cryptkeeper Al Davis says:
It was a good website, again.
April 24, 2020 — 7:13 pm
Jimmy says:
Pls no come back
April 24, 2020 — 5:28 pm
Billy says:
I just want the emails
April 24, 2020 — 5:30 pm
Dumpcake says:
Are you close to figuring out a way to get the bleach to my lungs?
April 24, 2020 — 5:31 pm
jb says:
NO DON’T GO
April 24, 2020 — 5:32 pm
Dr Emilio Lizardo says:
Come back, Shane.
April 24, 2020 — 9:24 pm
Derry Murbles says:
Thanks for coming back to keep me entertained for a week. The week happened to be May 15-20 since I live under a Twitter-free rock, which in basically every other case is a good thing but this one time caused me to miss something that was actually good. Hope to be around in real time for your next session. Long live the REAL Deadspin.
May 20, 2020 — 1:15 pm
Derry Murbles says:
Not a sub-reply. Thanks Kinja.
May 20, 2020 — 1:17 pm
thefxc says:
What no oral history of unnamed temporary sports blog?
April 24, 2020 — 5:33 pm
Garrett Rice says:
Nothing really to add, just looking forward to seeing what’s next.
Assuming we all survive long enough to see more. I’ll be doing my part by injecting disinfectant into my lungs.
April 24, 2020 — 5:44 pm
Zuko's Pet Platypus Bear says:
If this site becomes permanent because a smart person threw money at it, does it get renamed or become permanently temporary?
April 24, 2020 — 5:36 pm
Alex says:
Everything is permanently temporary in our world.
April 24, 2020 — 9:13 pm
BigJoe says:
why can’t us pay for this
April 24, 2020 — 5:37 pm
davis says:
I would pay for this.
April 25, 2020 — 10:27 am
Donmattinglyssideburns says:
We all would
April 25, 2020 — 10:09 pm
kenthrbeksairconditioner says:
But I bought SO MUCH Sunsoil!
April 24, 2020 — 5:37 pm
Bilbo Bloggins says:
Bless you all, be well, and hope to see you soon.
April 24, 2020 — 5:43 pm
NightElfMohawk says:
Bless the Ghanaian Pallbearers, and bless y’all too. I’m gonna miss you. Again.
April 24, 2020 — 5:44 pm
Bobby Z. says:
Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
April 24, 2020 — 5:46 pm
JF says:
Timely NBA season preview?
April 24, 2020 — 5:46 pm
A Guy says:
Send me shit
April 24, 2020 — 5:52 pm
Dreadspun says:
Goodbye, UTSB, we hardly knew ye again.
April 24, 2020 — 5:53 pm
Christopher Buecheler says:
It was another fun run and I hope some random company decides to bring you all back together for something soon!
April 24, 2020 — 5:53 pm
Mike Adamson says:
See ya!
April 24, 2020 — 5:54 pm
sam says:
finest kind
April 24, 2020 — 5:54 pm
Jason says:
Thanks for coming back, if only for a week. I always love reading my REAL Deadspin Idiots. And not the incompetent idiots that are currently running Deadspin.
April 24, 2020 — 5:54 pm
Chris says:
Thanks again guys
April 24, 2020 — 10:11 pm
Saddle daddy says:
Hey. You are all great. Thanks for the CBD.
If it’s worth anything, I’d gladly pay subscription to help make this permanent. Just saying.
Oh, also, eat shit.
King Gizzard – Superbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyJag6zO16c
April 24, 2020 — 5:57 pm
thatsrightfrankstallone says:
Stick to unnamed temporary sports blogging!
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.
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please?
April 24, 2020 — 5:57 pm
Awesome's Razor says:
And just like last time, I’m going to have to get this dang UTSB tattoo removed like all this never happened.
April 24, 2020 — 6:06 pm
The Love Bug 53 says:
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish
April 24, 2020 — 6:07 pm
Aquacow says:
Salute
April 24, 2020 — 6:10 pm
CheeryNoble says:
I’ll miss you guys, again. And I second everyone who says they’d pay a subscription for a permanent version of this site. Also, where can I get the next rounds of updates for NOTY?
April 24, 2020 — 6:11 pm
Eeney, Meeney, Miney and Shemp says:
Never would I have thought I’d be inspired to buy CBD products and a password protection product.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
April 24, 2020 — 6:24 pm
DENNYCRANE says:
Big ups to Sunsoil for the sponsorship of the site, and thanks for a great week. Burn in hell!
April 24, 2020 — 6:33 pm
JustAGuyGuy says:
It’s been real, and it’s been good.
J Dilla – Time: The Donut Of The Heart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abpMxPw4ar0
April 24, 2020 — 6:40 pm
AlexisW says:
Don’t leave me UTSB
April 24, 2020 — 6:55 pm
ricky henderson says:
Come back soon. I still click on the old site out of habit sometimes and it sucks!
April 24, 2020 — 6:55 pm
Chris says:
Where’s Bear Friday????
April 24, 2020 — 6:57 pm
Diminishing Skills says:
I am forcing my wife and children to watch every single mashup of the Ghanian Pallbearers.
Every. Single. One.
https://twitter.com/NoContextRIP/status/1252671572843933697
April 24, 2020 — 7:16 pm
thecommentarrorist says:
Love ya dawgs. Got yer muthafuckin’ backs.
See you all real soon.
April 24, 2020 — 7:19 pm
212Degrees says:
Wait, no update from Albert on what he did with all that stock? Foodspin forever.
April 24, 2020 — 7:42 pm
dingle says:
motherFUCKER never long enough
April 24, 2020 — 7:44 pm
Donmattinglyssideburns says:
Very fitting that you end on the coffin dance. The meme to end 2020 on. What? It’s only April?
Oh well: continues chugging Lysol.
April 24, 2020 — 7:44 pm
Hank Scorpio says:
Project Arcturas would never have happened without you. Drop me a line if you’re ever on the East Coast.
April 24, 2020 — 8:01 pm
Big C says:
Miss all of you already. It’s been a great week. Turbo fuck Spanfeller.
April 24, 2020 — 8:04 pm
Damian says:
Thanks as always folks
April 24, 2020 — 8:14 pm
Scotty says:
Needs more herb coverage. For example, what type of soil grows a Jimus Spanfellerus? Do y’all recommend human shit or pig shit?
April 24, 2020 — 8:24 pm
kris says:
as far as I’m concerned, this is the only real site on the InterWebs
April 24, 2020 — 8:39 pm
The Curse of Harold Ballard’s Bunker says:
I don’t know why I feel this way
I don’t know if it’s right or wrong to laugh at misfortune
Darkness can never last too long…
When you laugh in its face
-Only Makes Me Laugh (Oingo Boingo)
April 24, 2020 — 9:03 pm
jitterping says:
how are we supposed to return to a world without UTSB???
April 24, 2020 — 9:13 pm
Some Guy Nobody Remembers says:
Hopefully we don’t have to wait until Magary pens his next magnum opus before the UTSB dot com returns!
April 24, 2020 — 9:48 pm
CoastersPaul says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOH BABY
DON’T GO
… sorry, got hung up on the JRPG article for a bit. Simple and Clean’s a good contender for Song That Makes Me Want To Run Through A Goddamn Brick Wall, though.
Please come back again, eventually. I miss this already.
April 24, 2020 — 9:47 pm
Burney McBurnerface says:
I would like to tell you all, in the vernacular of the streets, to eat shit.
And thank you again. I really miss Deadspin. Maybe someday someone will be scary enough to fund a permanent home for you all.
April 24, 2020 — 10:03 pm
Da-Man says:
Amazon Prime cost me $120 a year and I fucking hate Bezos. I’d like to pay for something I love for once, like sex for example. So yes, I hope you guys find a way to take my money cuz Scabspin sucks
April 24, 2020 — 10:58 pm
Fernando Vina says:
Let’s not forget to thank son’s oil for sponsoring this content.
April 24, 2020 — 11:05 pm
Thatswhatilldosmartguy says:
Much love and respect
April 25, 2020 — 12:40 am
Carl Spackler says:
We’ll always have Paris. We didn’t have, we, we lost it until you came to Casablanca. Thanks for stopping by again.
April 25, 2020 — 12:52 am
Bring back the Deadcast says:
My wife and I both got stimulus checks we don’t need. How much UTSB can $2400 buy?
April 25, 2020 — 1:02 am
Drew says:
hope to see you again someday
April 25, 2020 — 3:24 am
Cap'n Lysol says:
Felt like old times….would gladly pay for a permanent return!
April 25, 2020 — 3:32 am
Steve says:
Thank you – you’re the best!
April 25, 2020 — 10:02 am
Mike Pence's Unnamed Dinner Guest says:
Stop being a bunch of dinguses and just let us pay you already!
April 25, 2020 — 12:25 pm
The Great Throwdini says:
Let’s Remember Some Unnamed Temporary Sports Blogs
April 25, 2020 — 3:16 pm
Danny Mullock says:
Bruh!! Gimme some permanent blogs.
April 25, 2020 — 9:00 pm
Winebaud says:
Just got here. Still love you guys
April 26, 2020 — 2:50 am
Teck says:
Let’s remember some websites
Unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com
April 26, 2020 — 2:15 pm
Eric With a K says:
HOW MUCH SUNSOIL MUST I BUY TO MAKE THIS PERMANENT????
April 26, 2020 — 6:56 pm
MemeWeaver says:
Stay safe, everyone. Thanks for this past week.
April 26, 2020 — 2:34 pm
Chris says:
God damnit, I just found this!
April 28, 2020 — 11:05 am