What should anyone want from this damn life?
It’s a question I’ve been asking myself a lot lately, due to a variety of circumstances. I’ll be in the ground sooner than I’d prefer, and so I wonder: What do I want to feel before I get there?
I want to feel how these bears must have felt while being lovingly fed cake on their shared birthdays:
That must be nice.
Jake says:
Literally the content I’ve been waiting for.
January 31, 2020 — 5:32 pm
Basil McBasilface says:
This is a good website.
January 31, 2020 — 5:51 pm
LacesOutDan says:
Very good website
January 31, 2020 — 7:45 pm
J.Q. Walrustitty says:
Waking up to find this website this morning has been the hands down best part of my week.
February 1, 2020 — 1:06 pm
Private Equity: Protecting Legacies and Growing Together says:
One might say the…
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Bears are back in town.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 31, 2020 — 11:58 pm
subbevil says:
I just showed this video, and this comment to my wife. She didn’t get the Caruso reference so I showered her some YouTube clips, then was like “OK READ THE COMMENT AGAIN”
February 1, 2020 — 1:01 am
Private Equity: Protecting Legacies and Growing Together says:
A tip of the cap to you both, good sir.
February 1, 2020 — 5:16 am
thatsnotyankeestadium says:
Late to the party, but THANK GOD IT’S (WAS) BEAR FRIDAY.
The antidote to the insanity of our topsy-turvy world
February 3, 2020 — 5:34 am
Chuck Person says:
Let them eat cake!
January 31, 2020 — 5:32 pm
ImmaculateMutant says:
Who dis?
Who dat?
Who dey?
Who you?
WHOORAY!
February 1, 2020 — 6:16 am
emily says:
hbd to all of the bears
January 31, 2020 — 5:33 pm
Two Jims Too Many says:
Now give me red Gruden!
January 31, 2020 — 5:33 pm
keg says:
Oh my god yes please
February 1, 2020 — 9:16 am
Kris10 says:
And now I feel like it’s my birthday! Ty for the gift of this video.
January 31, 2020 — 5:35 pm
bigblueballs says:
+1
January 31, 2020 — 6:00 pm
Fart Barfunkel says:
I am losing my shit with Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com because it actually is my birthday today!
I was given a pair of boxer briefs with a grizzly bear on them today. Surely this is an augury of some kind.
January 31, 2020 — 7:55 pm
Julia says:
I feel like one might regret saying “last bite!” to a bear. Particularly when the bear really seems to be enjoying themselves, and all you’re offering is a comparatively small piece of cake.
February 1, 2020 — 12:52 pm
XMRNUTTYX says:
FUCKING FINALLY
January 31, 2020 — 5:36 pm
David says:
A bear eating cake?! Why can’t Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog stick to sports, like it did in the halcyon days of this morning? You’re destroying the spirit of this site.
January 31, 2020 — 5:37 pm
buskertype says:
bravo
February 1, 2020 — 10:02 am
raymondf says:
Jim Spanfeller hates bears eating cake!
January 31, 2020 — 5:38 pm
Leif Garrison says:
He hates everything that brings joy.
January 31, 2020 — 7:50 pm
Jon says:
INJECT THIS CONTENT INTO MY FUCKING VEINS
January 31, 2020 — 5:38 pm
AC_Green_Got_Laid says:
Oddibe McDowell’s water or GTFO
January 31, 2020 — 5:38 pm
dannibalcorpse says:
oddibear mcdowell
February 1, 2020 — 1:25 pm
La Muerte Peluda says:
HEY LOOK A FURRY HIPPO!!! Hippos are basically bald bears. [sets down gas can]
I was happy with the hippo post earlier because today rules, plus bonus vomit, but OMG BEAR FRIDAY YOU GUYS!!! EEEEEEEEE
Thank you all so very much. I really have missed the gang being together quite dearly. Tell us what we can do to continue to continue supporting you all.
January 31, 2020 — 5:39 pm
AC_Green_Got_Laid says:
Water BILL. Wow. This is worse than Kinja! And I’m even dumber than before!
January 31, 2020 — 5:39 pm
Drew's Lawn Mower says:
That’s a good cake take.
January 31, 2020 — 5:40 pm
How about six? Six is good says:
Seems like it took the death of Deadspin for Bear Friday to triumphantly return. I can live with that trade-off. LONG LIVE BEAR FRIDAY.
January 31, 2020 — 5:41 pm
OldManInSeattle says:
?????????????
January 31, 2020 — 5:42 pm
jitterping says:
Ahhhhh Tom and his bears are back, baby!
January 31, 2020 — 5:43 pm
Spanfeller is a Herb says:
I am engaging with this Bear content
January 31, 2020 — 5:44 pm
mtdrift says:
Monkey on a bike – never forget.
January 31, 2020 — 5:44 pm
Chris says:
The Bear is back! Nice way to end the week!
January 31, 2020 — 5:47 pm
Grain Belt Premium says:
This is not sticking to sports and I am here to click on it
January 31, 2020 — 5:47 pm
Philadlj says:
What a good bear. WAY better than Trubisky, and undrafted to boot!
January 31, 2020 — 5:48 pm
Hank says:
I can’t believe I can’t like any of these excellent comments.
January 31, 2020 — 5:50 pm
bigblueballs says:
+1
Kickin’ it old school
January 31, 2020 — 6:02 pm
Observation says:
+2 (Gotta work with what you have…)
January 31, 2020 — 9:58 pm
Pedantic Comment says:
+3
February 1, 2020 — 11:39 am
Unnamedtemporarycommenter says:
These bear taeks are worth at least $200 million to Spotify.
February 2, 2020 — 3:52 pm
Allgood says:
BEARS!
January 31, 2020 — 5:54 pm
Hingle_McDingleberry says:
hello i am certainly not a pe goon who hates all good things, is your good website for sale
January 31, 2020 — 5:59 pm
will says:
bears can have a little birthday cake, as a treat. love and miss the whole crew, so glad yall are doing this! <3
January 31, 2020 — 6:00 pm
Nightelfmohawk says:
YAY, BEARS BACK ON THE BLOG!
January 31, 2020 — 6:00 pm
Erg says:
Finest Kind.
January 31, 2020 — 6:01 pm
YOUR MOM says:
weeping weeping weeping
January 31, 2020 — 6:03 pm
bigblueballs says:
It’s Friday. I’m home from work. Just puffed the vape. Sitting on the couch with the kids on their tablets, life is good. And man, Bear Fucking Friday?! Tears of joy.
January 31, 2020 — 6:04 pm
Derry Murbles says:
Seriously though, I’ve missed the hell out of all of this. I hope this eventually becomes a Permanent Named Sports Blog. Welcome back.
January 31, 2020 — 6:10 pm
TEMPORARY COMMENTER says:
Bears!
January 31, 2020 — 6:13 pm
Mr Pajama Man says:
Thank you so much for the bear post, Tom.
January 31, 2020 — 6:18 pm
Hitless Wonderkid says:
All is right in the world again!
January 31, 2020 — 6:19 pm
Champ Kind says:
We need you. Hell, I need you. I’m a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.
January 31, 2020 — 6:22 pm
Icecolddavis says:
Good dog
January 31, 2020 — 6:35 pm
Uncle Chigurh says:
That’s a cat, moran.
February 1, 2020 — 10:27 am
Thricedivorcedyachtghoul says:
Hi myself and my school yard chums would like to use the fortunes we have inherited to buy your company, but only if you sign a waiver that you will, “stick to bears and Sam Kinison”. If we have a deal I will have my secretary telegram you the contract posthaste.
January 31, 2020 — 6:41 pm
Chris says:
BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS BEARS
January 31, 2020 — 6:42 pm
Boone says:
Turns out I am super in to bear ASMR.
January 31, 2020 — 6:44 pm
BasketCaseSensitive says:
Please, please, please bring it back full time. I’ll gladly sign up for Dashline if it means the return of Deadspin!!!!
January 31, 2020 — 6:44 pm
Angryturds says:
I watched this with my 3 year old daughter without previewing it first(yes, I know, dad fail). Thanks for not showing the bears eventually mauling the humans like they probably did. Really helped me dodge a bullet.
January 31, 2020 — 6:53 pm
momofpeanut says:
It’s been unbearable without you.
January 31, 2020 — 6:55 pm
MemeWeaver says:
Today is MY birthday and I am just looking at this whole blog thing as the universe saying, “Happy Birthday!”
January 31, 2020 — 6:56 pm
Count Tolstoy says:
Sign me up for this
January 31, 2020 — 7:07 pm
bugpillows says:
Pump it into my veins.
January 31, 2020 — 8:17 pm
Denver is too damn high says:
HULLO I”M HEAR FOR THE CHEEZE
January 31, 2020 — 7:24 pm
O’s, Poes and Bohs says:
This warmed my heart. I miss you idiots.
January 31, 2020 — 7:28 pm
Mmm Pretty Good Cake Huh says:
Take all my money! But also where’s the wresting content! I’ll pay more for it! I’m just really excited is all!
January 31, 2020 — 7:38 pm
Lamplighter says:
We are all these bears today.
January 31, 2020 — 7:45 pm
Ctrl-F "Bear" says:
The head skritches are very good.
January 31, 2020 — 7:47 pm
Brent Rose says:
Where is this magical land where men and grizzlies are the same size? If I go to this place, will I grow to be the same size as a grizzly? Or will I stay the same size and be eaten by a grizzly, or a grizzly-sized man?
January 31, 2020 — 7:51 pm
Hurt Reynolds says:
Probably a (cinnamon) black bear, not a grizzly, but I like your world better and also I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
February 1, 2020 — 12:58 pm
bugpillows says:
Hey bears, stick to sprouts
January 31, 2020 — 8:17 pm
PV says:
Missed this a lot. Thank you and everyone else for this moment.
January 31, 2020 — 8:22 pm
MMEllermeyer says:
Ok guys, we’re gonna need ya to just stick to bears eating birthday cake, mmkay?
January 31, 2020 — 8:30 pm
Xmarksthespot says:
I needed this. I really did.
January 31, 2020 — 9:03 pm
Wade says:
It’s a bear!
January 31, 2020 — 9:07 pm
brilliantmistake says:
Bears! Although I feel that everyone in that video, humans included, should be hibernating right now.
January 31, 2020 — 9:12 pm
CopperHammer says:
Tom: Really? I thought we had the same birthday.
Jan: (sighs) Happy birthday, Tom.
January 31, 2020 — 9:38 pm
EddieLacyUnderall says:
Yes. Jesus yes. Fuck.
January 31, 2020 — 9:44 pm
Observation says:
Hey! Stick to Sports!
signed, Herb
January 31, 2020 — 9:56 pm
Thrillho says:
Hell yeah! I hope this becomes permanent sports blog
January 31, 2020 — 10:37 pm
Fakename says:
But you have to ask yourself, is this bear elite?
January 31, 2020 — 10:44 pm
Chim Richles says:
extremely good bears
January 31, 2020 — 10:49 pm
brokentoasterkid says:
I would give a shocking amount of my earthly possessions, to plant just one such kiss on the snout of a Good Bear
January 31, 2020 — 11:01 pm
Felonious Monk says:
I hope this is ursine that you’ll be back permanently soon.
January 31, 2020 — 11:08 pm
Houstondude says:
In what magical world are bears this calm while being fed sweets?
My dog would have taken the plate and half my arm while I was trying to cut the second piece.
January 31, 2020 — 11:14 pm
'stina says:
Yay bears!
January 31, 2020 — 11:38 pm
Not sticking to sports says:
This is good unnamedtemporarysportsblog
January 31, 2020 — 11:46 pm
Tim! says:
STICK TO BEARS
February 1, 2020 — 1:02 am
Al Davis says:
This is quality content I didn’t know that I needed, but now that I’ve had it I couldn’t imagine my life without it. Thank you friends.
February 1, 2020 — 1:05 am
Delete says:
I’ve been having a shitty month, culminating In an terribly shit week where my soon-to-be-former boss did a performative flex on me that was incredibly degrading and deflating.
Thank you for posting this. I’m stoked you’re back for the weekend! It couldn’t have come at a better time.
February 1, 2020 — 1:49 am
Ursus Leyus says:
It’s about damn time for a Bear Friday. Where the fuck you been Ley (BEARS!)
February 1, 2020 — 2:38 am
DreadKnightDickhead says:
Content. That I want to see. You hear me moneyed dolts?
February 1, 2020 — 4:56 am
Thomas Firme says:
When does the bear get ice cream?
February 1, 2020 — 6:18 am
Elliott says:
Please just stay on the unnamed temporary sports blog forever we promise we will be good.
February 1, 2020 — 8:31 am
marc with a c says:
Bear
February 1, 2020 — 8:47 am
Guido says:
This blog reminds me of the bit at the end of Time Bandits where a rouge company sets sail in their office building, living an authentic pirate/officeworker life. Man the file cabinets!
February 1, 2020 — 9:06 am
Hurt Reynolds says:
The Meaning of Life, “The Crimson Permanent Assurance”
https://vimeo.com/111458975
Guido’s analogy is best analogy.
February 1, 2020 — 12:53 pm
SpunkyFoonerism says:
Reserving my name, don’t want it to be snapped up by name-squatters.
February 1, 2020 — 9:44 am
StillCantSleepClownIsSpanfeller says:
Bears!! Me so happy….
February 1, 2020 — 10:25 am
James Spader Space Invader says:
God Damn. I miss Bear Friday.
February 1, 2020 — 10:58 am
Gardner Minshew is my spirit animal. says:
We all did. We all did
February 1, 2020 — 10:20 pm
JosephBroni says:
With all due respect to UTSB’s sports content (which I love), I’d be very angry if it stuck to sports, but if it stuck to bears I’d grin and bear it.
February 1, 2020 — 12:26 pm
Super Mike says:
I just want to see if any has grabbed the Super Mike commenter name yet
February 1, 2020 — 12:37 pm
GoBears says:
Happy Birthday!
February 1, 2020 — 1:07 pm
Technicolor Jan Stenerud says:
I see 1, 2, 3… 4 bears in this video.
February 1, 2020 — 3:13 pm
David Dyte says:
What a good bear. Good bear!
February 1, 2020 — 4:01 pm
Bryan says:
Bear Fucking Friday is BACK. The internet is good again.
February 2, 2020 — 12:33 am