January 31, 2020
Thank you for your continued support of Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog. More hijinks tomorrow.
January 31, 2020 — 6:03 pm
It’s gonna be a good weekend
January 31, 2020 — 8:18 pm
I am my dog’s primary caregiver. She also always wants to play with me. My partner works from home, and instead of getting her energy out, the dog stores it all up until I get home to go wild. The dog also follows me around everywhere. It got me thinking, does the dog think:
(1) I am another dog,
(2) I am some other animal distinguishable from a human, or
(3) I’m a human like everyone else?
February 1, 2020 — 11:50 am
Welp, didn’t mean to reply to a comment. Meant to start a new thread. Still better than kinja.
Today was a great day.
This is what I wanted to say. May god bless and keep UTSB.
January 31, 2020 — 6:36 pm
Paul is that you, come back to Twitter
January 31, 2020 — 7:17 pm
+1 Wilt You hoop today?
January 31, 2020 — 9:22 pm
Thank you so much for returning.
This is my favorite Thing Lizzy song by a country mile.
January 31, 2020 — 10:07 pm
January 31, 2020 — 7:37 pm
It’s hard to describe how much I appreciate having this unnamed temporary sports blog back in my life.
January 31, 2020 — 9:09 pm
I am jamming refresh on this page way, way more than healthy or necessary, and I’m a little clammed up with earnest feels right now to compose a solid Deadspinny joke, so I just wanna thank all of you people for doing this, and all of you moron comments section jamokes for making this thing feel like Internet Home, even if it’s only for a few days.
Plus fucking one.
January 31, 2020 — 10:05 pm
Fuck yes and Same all the way. I’d love to see what the page view numbers are like considering the amount of times I’ve spent on this website today.
February 1, 2020 — 12:36 am
+1 as I mash refresh first thing waking up this morning too, allowing myself to feel briefly warm and fuzzy
February 1, 2020 — 9:13 am
Thank you for the joy, Dashlane! By the way, how did you talk Jared Kushner into donning that robe and being your spokesmodel?
January 31, 2020 — 6:05 pm
Thin Lizzy was such a great band, and I am so happy to see videos on our 3 day blog.
February 1, 2020 — 12:11 am
NO YOU’RE CRYING
January 31, 2020 — 6:07 pm
Good ass bear content today
January 31, 2020 — 6:09 pm
So have any private equity dingdongs offered to make this site profitable yet.
I mean, it already gets better traffic than anything Spanfelcher “runs”.
January 31, 2020 — 6:11 pm
I was doing just fine until I clicked play on this post, and now I’m in fucking tears.
January 31, 2020 — 6:14 pm
PKEW PKEW PKEW – HANGIN’ OUT
Perfect song to remember some guys to.
now THIS is blogging
January 31, 2020 — 6:15 pm
came here to see if someone had mentioned this
I fucking love this site, it just really makes me happy.
Just like Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog, this track is a fucking riot.
January 31, 2020 — 6:16 pm
How do you do, fellow kids! What’s the haps?!
January 31, 2020 — 6:22 pm
Derek and the Dominos would be how I would come to know Duane Allman but I think he only played on a few songs. Clapton’s boxset was one of the 1st ones I remember buying and had all kind of great unreleased D&D stuff. This Howlin’ Wolf tune became a fixture on all my mixed tapes and discs that would follow. It still plays on my thumb drive in my car today.
Ladies and Gentlemen. Please Welcome, God…
January 31, 2020 — 6:25 pm
Man we even got a Up All Night post. May this weekend never end
January 31, 2020 — 6:27 pm
welcome back — keep drivin’ all the old men crazy
January 31, 2020 — 7:00 pm
Can this somehow last longer than just a few days? I’d rather pay for this than The Athletic.
January 31, 2020 — 7:07 pm
Hey, the band Patterson Hood was in played that song!
January 31, 2020 — 7:10 pm
Not to be a wet blanket, but why are comments shut off for the Dashlane ad? That seems contrary to the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog’s mission. Plus, you know, Dashlane’s getting great pub from this and all the comments I’ve seen have been super duper positive.
Were I a betting lady, I’d wager that it’s a contractual requirement – I know when I place sponsored content for a client we often use a boilerplate contract which has no comments (not because of negative comments, but to avoid spammy links that can hurt the SEO backlink mojo).
January 31, 2020 — 7:43 pm
We didn’t ask them to turn off comments on the ad post. These idiots are simply polite people who try to be considerate and I appreciate it. But if you hate our (great) commercial I say: please use this comment to own our ass.
January 31, 2020 — 11:36 pm
I’d just like to comment to Dashlane to tell them I love them 3000.
I would also like to suggest that this become at least a monthly thing and that we get this blog trending on the twitters by the end of the weekend.
February 1, 2020 — 12:41 am
This is more dancey then usual fare but have a great night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vM8yW3qxMs
Heres to hoping the weekend won’t end
January 31, 2020 — 7:15 pm
Thank god for UTSB
January 31, 2020 — 7:24 pm
Where is Nightmare Ant when you need him?
January 31, 2020 — 7:29 pm
How much for the little website?
feels so good
January 31, 2020 — 7:57 pm
UTSBUAN does have a nice ring to it. Kudos to all!
January 31, 2020 — 7:59 pm
Things happened so fast, they turned off the comments, then they banned everyone. It just felt like things were left unfinished. I feel like I have a chance to finally close the door on this chapter in my life so here goes…..
*cough* *clears throat* *adjusts tie*
Fuck you Burneko.
January 31, 2020 — 8:08 pm
January 31, 2020 — 8:29 pm
I really wants to star this. Kinja got a few things right…
February 1, 2020 — 12:23 am
Spending the last hour and change reading every single blog that has been posted so far today has been the absolute highlight of my week. Thank you all so much
January 31, 2020 — 8:37 pm
Week, hell. Highlight of the last three months.
January 31, 2020 — 9:26 pm
i have been bawling my eyes out all day, deadass
January 31, 2020 — 8:39 pm
🎵 the bears are back in town.. the bears are back in town! 🎵
January 31, 2020 — 8:54 pm
What song do the girls get?
January 31, 2020 — 9:17 pm
I checked this site like 10 different times today. Nothing better on a throwaway Friday than a bunch of good-ass blogs. Missed this place. Superfuck Jim Spanfeller.
Hey, you guys remember, like, when there was this sports website, when, like, they didn’t always talk about sports, like, but it was like mostly about spots and HOT TAKES… Yea, that was pretty awesome.
January 31, 2020 — 9:55 pm
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog is a good website
January 31, 2020 — 11:06 pm
About the naming rights for this website, are they for sale?
January 31, 2020 — 11:16 pm
The first DUAN that made me sad 🙁
January 31, 2020 — 11:29 pm
I thought I already left a comment
January 31, 2020 — 11:30 pm
Fucking Frank is glad he can’t figure out this commenting system
January 31, 2020 — 11:33 pm
Is the dashlane guy falling or flying?
January 31, 2020 — 11:45 pm
As long as he’s paying the bills for UTSB, I don’ think it matters. Do whatever you want, Dashlane guy!!
February 1, 2020 — 7:11 pm
I was literally giddy with excitement from the moment I heard UTSB was going to be a thing yesterday. I missed this so much, probably more than is healthy.
Also, so thrilled to see that it IS possible to get people to watch a video ad from a sponsor without it auto-playing! Who’d-a thunk it?!
This blog is the only happy thing in my life today. F the Republicans, praise be to Dashlane.
January 31, 2020 — 11:49 pm
How many lanes could a dashlane dash if a dashlane could dash lanes
January 31, 2020 — 11:50 pm
Two points ….
(1) This brief resurrection of a great great blog site that died for no good reason is good as hell and really welcome and I am thankful to all who helped to make it happen!
(2) So worried and sad about Tony Fernandez 🙁 … seems appropriate to say so on the ghost of DUAN …
February 1, 2020 — 12:26 am
This, this, one thousand times this. So happy to see this, hoping this gets some legs and becomes a permanent thing.
February 1, 2020 — 8:40 am
This is a great day
February 1, 2020 — 2:11 am
Goddamn, I didn’t realize quite how much it would mean to me to see all this shit again. Godspeed, you wonderful idiots
February 1, 2020 — 3:22 am
Hells YES. You guys are back.
Any hot takes about Dame Lillard channeling the Black Mamba? Will Burneko stop by to tell us when his blogs are over?
I feel like a frisky golden retriever whose owner just came back from a three month work trip. CANWEHAVECOOLTAKECANWEYEAHYEAHPLEASE??????
February 1, 2020 — 5:30 am
A solid song from the Another 48 Hours soundtrack.
February 1, 2020 — 7:35 am
Discovered UTSB last night and have been reading all the posts and comments. It’s been said better by many on here already, and as a DS reader since Will’s time, this is a good blog.
February 1, 2020 — 7:57 am
Ermahgerd, the gang is back! I just had this room cleaned, why is it so dusty in here?
February 1, 2020 — 8:39 am
This is the 69th comment.
February 1, 2020 — 8:53 am
I’m a 35 yo woman with a toddler and a genetics PhD, and I bet nobody here gives less of a shit about sports than me.
BUT, years ago I landed on Deadspin because I’d heard someone was gleefully bashing the Williams Sonoma catalog, and I happily gave tons of clicks to all the other silly stuff that made me laugh and brightened my day. Thanks for all the good times, happy to see you all this weekend! Er… what’s the occasion?
February 1, 2020 — 9:16 am
ONE OF US
February 2, 2020 — 12:14 am
February 1, 2020 — 9:17 am
Hello Joel from Dashlane,
This is the best idea ever. I didn’t know what Dashlane is. I hadn’t heard of Dashlane before yesterday. I have no idea if a password manager will be useful in my life, but I’m giving it a go because you brought back something I care about.
(I loved DS and was so ‘effing floored when it fell apart, and then this happened, and I experienced a flood of joy and happiness so powerful and wonderful that I gave a company I know nothing about access to my phone. Maybe I’m dumb, but sometimes love makes you do crazy stuff. For example, I recently bought a new couch because my wife wanted a new couch, and I love my wife. Like, the old couch worked and everything, but we got a new one. Crazy stuff like that.
Hell, I lurked mightily on that old site – can’t remember the name of it, something about getting hit by a bus, maybe – but never left a comment. Now I’m commenting. What is wrong with me? What have I become? Posting idiot comments on temporary website might even lead to dancing just like that one Kevin Bacon movie warned us about. “Stir of Echoes”, I think it was..)
I’m very glad that this is here, even if it is just for a little while. Thank you. All of you.
February 1, 2020 — 9:50 am
Potential names for the unnamed.
Unsullied <– no
Unwashed <– no
Undermined <– no
Indeterminate <– checks dictionary, no
Euphemism <– no
Dysphemism <– better, but too wordy
Thanks for Nothing <– hack attempt at best
Good luck finding a name and a url that's available for it.
February 1, 2020 — 1:08 pm
I’ll donate my testicles to keep you going I don’t need them
February 1, 2020 — 1:42 pm
This is fantastic and stratospheric
February 1, 2020 — 2:22 pm
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