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Oh, To Be A Bear In Receipt Of Cake On My Birthday!

What should anyone want from this damn life?

It’s a question I’ve been asking myself a lot lately, due to a variety of circumstances. I’ll be in the ground sooner than I’d prefer, and so I wonder: What do I want to feel before I get there?

I want to feel how these bears must have felt while being lovingly fed cake on their shared birthdays:

That must be nice.