If you’ve been keeping up on your sports media news, you may have noticed something odd going on at The Ringer.
About two weeks ago, the Wall Street Journal reported that music streaming titan Spotify is interested in purchasing The Ringer, which boasts a highly successful podcast network in addition to its sports and pop culture website. Given that Spotify has previously shown itself to be exclusively interested in music streaming and podcasting, Ringer employees were understandably concerned about what such a sale could mean for the fate of the company’s non-podcast endeavors. Naturally, The Ringer Union reached out to CEO and founder Bill Simmons, seeking some clarity or assurances from their leader. Let’s see how that’s going:
As someone with two entire days experience running a wildly successful media startup, I hate to see a solid editorial operation such as The Ringer’s hamstrung by confusion and miscommunication. With that in mind, I’d like to offer some advice to Simmons, a fellow media disruptor, on how to handle this dicey situation.
(Bill, if you don’t buy my management credentials, please know that I am of the opinion that Robert De Niro’s performance in Ronin is sneaky-underrated, and may even have a place in the Pantheon Of All-Time De Niro Performances. We speak the same language.)
The first thing that Simmons will want to do is open his fucking email account. Yahoo, Gmail, AOL, whatever he’s comfortable with will work just fine.
The next step is a little tricky: Once Simmons has accessed his email account, he’ll want to compose a new email. The “compose” button can be tough to find, but some time spent examining the page should eventually reveal its location.
Once Simmons has an email draft open, he’ll need to decide who he wants to send his message to. Now, this next part is a little tip I picked up from reading Bob Iger’s book on leadership for the third time: Most companies utilize mailing lists that allow one to send messages to large groups of colleagues whose individual email accounts are linked to a single email address. For example, when I need to send an email to the entire staff of Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog, I simply address my message to “allstaff@utsb.com,” and all of my colleagues will receive that message. If Bill isn’t sure whether The Ringer has a similar setup, he can simply ask his IT department for guidance.
After addressing his message to the proper mailing list, Simmons will be left with just one final step. This is by far the most important part of the process. What he’ll need to do is send his employees a fucking email.
Hopefully this helps!
Caviar Smokeboy says:
This Thing On?
February 1, 2020 — 9:40 am
Eric says:
Maybe. I give it 5/7 with rice
February 1, 2020 — 3:59 pm
austin says:
communicating with staff and working with them isn’t hard! like, bill could do pretty much zero “work” and still make.a fortune. whyyyy do herbs insist on being micromanaging dorks?
February 1, 2020 — 9:41 am
Arthur says:
Herbs don’t own businesses to make money, they do it to swing their herb dicks around, and DAMN THE EXPENSE
February 1, 2020 — 9:47 am
Unnamed Baseball Player's Helmet says:
I do sort of hope that this finally puts an end to all of those people who were all “Well, Simmons might be a wanker as a podcaster/writer but he was a great boss” when what they base that on is that when ESPN was paying the bills he spent lots of their money on good writers.
February 1, 2020 — 9:45 am
Matt says:
Domain for sale! Gotta snatch that up before the University Technology Standards Board does!
February 1, 2020 — 9:46 am
CopperHammer says:
From: bill@ringer.com
Subject: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: 50 Signs Aaron Hernandez Might Be Your Priest
February 1, 2020 — 9:46 am
RedMenace75 says:
+1
February 1, 2020 — 10:22 am
Derry Murbles says:
+1
February 1, 2020 — 10:29 am
Lee Carney says:
It really is disgraceful he hasn’t even communicated with them. I work at a company that has been sold twice inn the last 4 years and has been the subject of repeated sale attempts and rumors in that time, for some of that time we were (and are again now) a privately held business & for a period of time we were pubic, so I understand different ownership structures involve different legal requirements, but through it all, through the terrible Bayliss era (Not Skip), through the even worse Eclipx era and the others, despite my many justified complaints about our leadership at different times, I have to admit they were always relatively open with us and as soon as a story like that hit the press there would have been a staff wide email that morning and by the afternoon we would have been bought together, including intrastate offices on a video link for a business wide meeting with explanations from leadership on what was happening, even if just to tell us the story was wrong, which did happen once, and even that time they explained how the journo would have been confused
I guess what I’m spending way to many words to say (hey Bill, hire me!!) Is that communication from staff after a story like that hits the press is the bare fuckn minimum and its a disgrace he’s been silent on it. Tbh part of me feels he also owes a message to his readers not just his staff in a situation like this, and that is not an absurd concept
But yeah, give your staff some god damn reassurance about their jobs Bill, or a heads up that taking a job elsewhere might be in their interests if it is being offered and that’s the situation, what’s the point of reading all those leadership books if you’re going to fail on the basics
February 1, 2020 — 9:50 am
matcha man randy savage says:
This mf said pubic
February 1, 2020 — 9:53 am
Stink to sports says:
Stink to sports changed the group name to “pubic”
February 1, 2020 — 11:11 am
Bryan says:
Haha pubic thats gross jk jk
February 1, 2020 — 10:05 am
Arthur says:
Tom is assuming that “making money” has anything to do with the business goals of a guy like Simmons or Herb… they’re just renting rooms to swing their dicks around in.
February 1, 2020 — 9:51 am
Techbroskilleddeadspin says:
I love that I’m a huge fan of both Simmons as well as the Deadspin crew (or are you now called UTSBers?).
This feud fascinates me. MORE, MORE.
but Simmons, do a good thing and clue in your staff
February 1, 2020 — 9:54 am
PalestinianChicken says:
I’m sure Bill is just awkwardly waiting for Joe House, Cousin Kyle, Cousin Sal and the rest of his buddies to chime in with their thoughts before getting back to The Ringer staff.
February 1, 2020 — 10:03 am
Bating Bear says:
Don’t forget J Bug
February 2, 2020 — 9:35 am
Parliament says:
These last couple have days have been so much fun. I really appreciate it, folks.
February 1, 2020 — 10:06 am
Un-Herbert says:
Just turn these step-by-step instructions into a Pearl Jam song.
February 1, 2020 — 10:12 am
Lamplighter says:
I know this isn’t the point of your post — or of anything really — but your Ronin take is actually extremely good,
February 1, 2020 — 10:18 am
Ings can only get better says:
Bill is that you?
February 1, 2020 — 11:10 am
Lamplighter says:
Ugh. Let’s not ruin this glorious weekend by being nasty to each other.
February 1, 2020 — 11:39 am
Candy Maldanado says:
The whole “what color is the boathouse at Hereford” scene is a top DeNiro moment.
February 1, 2020 — 12:46 pm
Tom Ley’s Editor says:
Its*
February 1, 2020 — 10:19 am
LacesOutDan says:
Wait, the files are IN the computer?!
February 1, 2020 — 10:25 am
Aquacow says:
Tom, how can a common man such as myself invest in your clearly superior company?
February 1, 2020 — 10:25 am
RedMenace75 says:
Perhaps you’d get more traction if you likened the approach to the one taken by Neil at the Camp Pendleton obstacle course during season 2 of the Real World/Road Rule Challenge. Gotta know your audience, Barry. And these are my readers.
February 1, 2020 — 10:26 am
Pedantic Comment says:
+1 specificity of reference
February 2, 2020 — 10:16 am
Derry Murbles says:
Commenting system in mid-Kinja form already
February 1, 2020 — 10:29 am
DENNYCRANE says:
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
February 1, 2020 — 10:37 am
BlueDogCollar says:
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I would like to offer you the princely sum of $650 million for your web-site, in exchange for the following conditions.
First, you must crush all talk of unions. The Pinkertons, believe it or not, are still an ongoing concern. Hire them immediately to scour the social-media of your employees, and then cage the ones who speak fondly of Walter Reuther. This is non-negotiable.
Second, place auto-playing advertisements on every web-page. Six of them! No, ten! And they must all play simultaneously, so that the viewer of your pages is immersed in the sensation of a conversation with jabbering, medically damaged idiots. This will provide them with the sense of being amidst their friends and family. This has been scientifically proven with the finest data money can buy.
Finally, chain that moron Burneko to a desk and force him to begin a blog called “Yummin’ From the Oven” and post twice daily no less than five thousand algorithmically chosen words about his cooking endeavors as he fills the digestive tracts of his miserable urchins with sodium, fat, glucose, cellulose and whatever else his ilk calls nourishment. I hope his teeth and hair fall out!
Thank you for your consideration, but remember that this offer is not open forever. In fact, I have dropped it to $600 million due to your delay in accepting it before finishing the second paragraph of this missive. Do not toy with me, Mr. Ley. I have influence with people with darker power than you could ever imagine. Have a nice day!
February 1, 2020 — 10:38 am
JosephBroni says:
+1 maybe angry Lakers fan
February 1, 2020 — 12:54 pm
Reverse Giraffe says:
When did Simmons start dressing like Tom Hanks’ character in Philadelphia?
February 1, 2020 — 10:54 am
#StickToPorts says:
You can find out on Simmons’ new podcast, “Eleven ways Aron Baynes turned the Phoenix Suns frontcourt into the hospital staff in _Philadelphia_.”
February 1, 2020 — 11:08 am
RedMenace75 says:
It’s not just the clothes. He looks like he actually has AIDS. You live in SoCal, homeslice – go outside and get some sun!!
February 1, 2020 — 11:47 am
subbevil says:
My favourite part of the whole thing are the hordes of boot kicking little crisp white socks who respond to every Ringer Union tweet and/or every Ringer employee who mentions it with “NDAs are a regular part blah blah blah/do you have equity blah blah blah/this makes nonsense, why would blah blah” like little bitch-ass first-year business students. My god it makes me miss Deadspin so fucking much and I’m legitimately so happy to have you all (writers and commenters!) back, if even for a weekend.
February 1, 2020 — 11:04 am
Spanfeller/Hogan Sex Tape says:
I think the negotiations are just a ruse to bring Simmons to the table for the real prize: the @CelticsChants handle. Just as Jordan’s first “retirement” from basketball was a ruse for a shadow ban for gambling from David Stern.
February 1, 2020 — 11:21 am
RedMenace75 says:
+1 for the screen name
February 1, 2020 — 1:39 pm
Constantine says:
The fuck’s with that hat? That wannabe gangster shithead finally lean into that all the way? Fuck him.
February 1, 2020 — 11:29 am
Mmole says:
I have nothing to say but I’m commenting because I’m pretty sure next time I will have something to say and I don’t want to have to sign up again.
By the way, what time is the Super Bowl tomorrow?
February 1, 2020 — 11:51 am
Pedantic Comment says:
+1 sadly it’s 50/50 on whether the commenting system remembers me between articles
February 2, 2020 — 10:18 am
Shankless Al says:
How is the man supposed to get all that done while yanking one out to Sichting’s set shot footwork I ask?
February 1, 2020 — 1:13 pm
Eric says:
Ok. What gives? And can I financially contribute? I wander around the endless dusty looping memes of Reddit. Lurk Vice. Thought about Gen. thought about it some more, but I’d would rather laugh about shitty cereal rankings and why blue I is the best flavor
Plus burneko promoting was an internet highlight
February 1, 2020 — 3:57 pm
Jake says:
Jesus Christ, Aaron Paul looks TERRIBLE.
February 1, 2020 — 6:23 pm
Kid Canada says:
this thing got DUAN?
February 1, 2020 — 6:24 pm
DrewT says:
It’s not the exact same of course. But House going off on Saudi Arabia this week showed he may some sort of soul.
Wonder if this takes him to a place at all in regards to employee relations.
February 1, 2020 — 8:49 pm
subbevil says:
Simmons seemed bewildered by House’s passion on the subject, though. It’s over for ol’ Billy’s soul.
February 2, 2020 — 1:34 am
Andrew says:
Oh my god – your comedy is so on point, dude! GOT ‘IM!!!
February 2, 2020 — 12:06 am
JT says:
Here’s hoping your it department doesn’t allow external emails to use internal mailing lists
February 2, 2020 — 1:56 am
Pedantic Comment says:
+1 singing e-cards for everyone
February 2, 2020 — 10:19 am
Commentarrorist says:
Honestly surprised that didn’t come up sooner. Do people still send emails/make phone calls when they see them on websites/TV?
February 3, 2020 — 8:18 pm