Welcome to the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog. You’ve got questions, we’ve got answers.
What is the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog?
It’s a blog! Temporarily! Over the course of the next three days, Jan. 31 through Feb. 2, we will be publishing blogs for your reading pleasure. At the conclusion of this three-day period, we will vanish.
Who will be posting blogs on this site?
All of your favorite sports bloggers. Well, maybe not all of them, but at least the ones who are currently unemployed due to their recent decision to detonate their own careers. We’re all feeling great and ready to blog.
What kind of blogs will you be posting?
We will be posting blogs about sports and whatever else pops into our minds. We’ve been made feral by unemployment, so it’s possible that things are going to get a little weird.
Are you guys doing this for free?
Absolutely not! We’re frickin’ unemployed, remember? As you can probably tell from the ads on this site, Dashlane has agreed to sponsor our blogging efforts for the next three days.
Anything else I should know?
No, that about covers it. We’ll officially kick things off tomorrow morning with your old pal Drew Magary’s Jamboroo column, and then we’ll be off and running all the way through the conclusion of the Large Game. It’ll be a blast.
Cool.
Yeah, it is cool.
So what else is new with you?
Not much. Just kinda hangin’ out…
Oh, that reminds me! I meant to ask if you’ve seen this stuff that’s going on at Dea–
This blog is over!
tehdewald says:
am i gray here too?
January 30, 2020 — 9:57 pm
ArtVandelaySilva says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
Zachary Dunham says:
THIS IS THE BEST. I miss you guys so much.
January 30, 2020 — 9:00 pm
Kent Hanson says:
Hi everyone.
January 30, 2020 — 10:17 pm
Ad Nauseam says:
Is this a test for a *new* home for an unnamed PERMANENT sports blog??????
January 31, 2020 — 9:43 am
Eric says:
This is good Kinja.
January 30, 2020 — 9:12 pm
Aeneas says:
+1
February 2, 2020 — 4:33 pm
Unhelpful Commenter says:
Yes.
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Captain Liverspots says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 10:26 pm
SINCE THE ACCIDENT says:
Tears. I don’t think I realized til just now how hard this has been on me.
January 30, 2020 — 11:36 pm
tehdewald says:
No lie, I haven’t been up on sports since the thing happened. Like, I missed the Astros thing til a co-worker told me about it.
January 30, 2020 — 8:29 pm
Daryl says:
Glad to have you back.
January 31, 2020 — 3:38 am
Brother Goodell says:
So much
January 31, 2020 — 4:36 am
Ryan says:
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK *INHALE* YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 30, 2020 — 9:25 pm
Yo Mama says:
+1
January 31, 2020 — 9:07 am
bigblueballs says:
Took the words right out of my mouth. Holy fuck. And couldn’t have happened on a better day. Was so bummed about the impeachment bullshit (not that I expected anything different, but still). FFFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK YYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
January 31, 2020 — 3:41 pm
Doesdashlanesellrobes says:
The DEA has stuff going on? I would like to know more
January 31, 2020 — 11:18 pm
Herb says:
Thanks, I hate it.
– A herb.
January 31, 2020 — 8:29 am
Lamplighter says:
WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN STARS?!
January 31, 2020 — 10:46 am
Shit i came to beginning at the end says:
Back to the +1 my person
February 2, 2020 — 8:25 pm
the john says:
Yes.
January 30, 2020 — 10:31 pm
Amanda says:
Oh god, I’m free, I’M FREE OF THE GRAYS!
January 30, 2020 — 11:58 pm
Private Equity: Protecting Legacies and Growing Together says:
Jokes on you, plebe – your text is posted on gray! LOLZZZ
January 31, 2020 — 4:14 am
RedMenace75 says:
+1
February 1, 2020 — 8:34 am
TecateVirus says:
What time does the super bowl start?
January 31, 2020 — 12:17 am
BlueDogCollar says:
First tell us how far you can punt a football
January 31, 2020 — 9:04 am
Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST says:
These comments are trash and so is everyone commenting. Especially me.
Here we can be trash together
January 30, 2020 — 7:33 pm
the john says:
It’s called a trash can not a trash can’t
January 30, 2020 — 8:43 pm
ken says:
I miss kinja so fucking much
January 30, 2020 — 9:28 pm
Third Person Omnivorous says:
Said no….ahh shit, so do I.
January 31, 2020 — 7:32 am
Haha the Pats lost, suck it Brady! says:
Christmas come early! Now we just need Drew’s Williams Sonoma gift guide!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
F. James Dolan Esquire says:
Got you fam
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vice.com/amp/en_us/article/qjd4k3/the-2019-haters-guide-to-the-williams-sonoma-catalog
January 31, 2020 — 9:03 am
Cantankerous says:
OMG!! Welcome back to my life, if only temporarily. Like a drunken hookup with that toxic but crazy good in bed ex, I’ve missed you so much.
January 31, 2020 — 9:58 am
MB Cockblock says:
I’m still bitter that you can’t buy the cake that’s on the cover of this years catalog #givemeallthesprinkles
January 31, 2020 — 10:48 am
MaxPower says:
We are all grey together.
January 30, 2020 — 8:13 pm
Le Garcon says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 8:16 pm
Jb says:
YEEEESSSSSS!!!!!
January 30, 2020 — 9:23 pm
feloniousdrunk says:
We are all gray on this blessed site
January 30, 2020 — 10:59 pm
Five says:
Speak for yourself.
January 31, 2020 — 10:25 am
Gregggggggg says:
Thank you guys!
January 31, 2020 — 1:23 am
Makemexicopayforjohnwall says:
This is good unnamedtemporarysportsblog commenting.
January 31, 2020 — 7:32 am
Adam Schwartz says:
Just commenting because I was always too lazy over the last six years to post enough to get out of the greys.
Everyone gets the moral equivalent of a star
February 2, 2020 — 3:41 am
Chris says:
Gonna be a wonderful three days. Can’t wait. Welcome back, friends.
January 30, 2020 — 9:58 pm
Dustin says:
Are we allowed to call Jim a stupid fucken Herb here?
January 30, 2020 — 10:42 pm
Observer says:
I believe that is mandatory. It may in fact be the password to this website.
January 30, 2020 — 11:45 pm
Aaron says:
Only one way to find out…
January 30, 2020 — 11:46 pm
Kinja Sales Rep says:
I see you have a comments section. I’d like to set up a meeting to discuss my product and it’s services…
January 30, 2020 — 8:47 pm
RedMenace75 says:
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
February 1, 2020 — 8:36 am
ShaqtinAFool says:
I mean, why wouldn’t you be able to state an undeniable, indisputable, incontrovertible fact?
January 30, 2020 — 8:28 pm
Garviel Loki says:
Because Peter Thiel will sue you into bankruptcy for doing so.
January 31, 2020 — 2:54 pm
Torin says:
Neat!
January 30, 2020 — 9:59 pm
AndrewDaisuke says:
Well well well, look what we have here.
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
IP says:
I’m so up for this.
January 30, 2020 — 10:44 pm
gappy robe says:
that looks like you said you’re soup for this.
I’m more like a cheese dip myself. But you sound tasty too.
January 30, 2020 — 11:11 pm
ricky says:
Awoooooo
January 30, 2020 — 9:59 pm
MrFunsockz says:
I just want to say that this is a thing of beauty.
January 30, 2020 — 10:00 pm
Harmon Killebrew says:
IT’S ALIVE!
January 30, 2020 — 10:09 pm
abikemessengerinseattle says:
Wonderful
January 30, 2020 — 10:47 pm
_drew gra_ says:
Fuck it, fine. What’s a dashlane?
January 30, 2020 — 10:53 pm
Doesdashlanesellrobes says:
I believe they sell fine cloth bath robes, or possibly clouds?
January 31, 2020 — 11:21 pm
Unnamed Temporary Sports Consumer says:
How can I, a poor, indicate an interest in these products and services offered by these people in a way that involves spending no money directly but thoroughly considering the possibility of doing so on products or services in the future?
January 30, 2020 — 10:00 pm
Milkaholic says:
Yes, I too would like to help finance these writers without the hastle of actually using my own money. Please allow me to put sponsored items into a cart, only to remember I am without sufficient funds during the checkout.
January 30, 2020 — 8:06 pm
Jim's Unwashed Hands says:
Unavoidable embedded video, with sound.
January 30, 2020 — 11:15 pm
Shai says:
yay!!!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:00 pm
James says:
Yayyyyy!
January 30, 2020 — 10:01 pm
anonymous says:
Excitement, ranked:
1. This.
January 30, 2020 — 10:01 pm
DC3 says:
Fuck. And, yes.
January 30, 2020 — 11:59 pm
Milkaholic says:
2. Being hit by a car
3. Milk and Honey Original Café Mix
January 30, 2020 — 8:08 pm
CycleNinja1970 says:
+1 for the greatest blog post ever.
February 3, 2020 — 2:49 pm
zyla says:
post post post
January 30, 2020 — 10:01 pm
Awesomesrazor says:
Bear Friday or gtfo
January 31, 2020 — 6:52 am
Izak Marker says:
ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME, OF THE YEEEEEEAR
January 30, 2020 — 10:01 pm
I Have Graybies says:
Fuck if I know what a dashlane is, but what do we click and how many times to just make this unnamedsportsblog.com??
January 31, 2020 — 12:26 am
MightFightingDuck says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 10:02 pm
Mane says:
Welp, I’m in.
January 30, 2020 — 10:02 pm
dirk kuyt says:
/door flies open
how the fuck we doin’ boys?
January 30, 2020 — 10:02 pm
Shey says:
You betta ask someboddddddddyyyyyyyy!
January 30, 2020 — 7:56 pm
Garviel Loki says:
+1 Ryan brother
January 31, 2020 — 2:56 pm
strawboy says:
Oh man… *looks for brick wall to run through*
January 31, 2020 — 3:26 pm
hatch says:
cool
January 30, 2020 — 10:03 pm
MAL says:
Couldn’t help but notice that as I clicked on the Dashlane ad because I’m a good consumer who respects you all, the referral ad link was dashlane.com/herb.
Nicely done.
January 30, 2020 — 10:03 pm
mildewed cauliflower says:
Oh that’s fucking brilliant.
God it’s good to be home. The next three days are going to be great.
January 31, 2020 — 12:33 am
Skirkster says:
Oh my god oh my god oh my god
January 30, 2020 — 10:03 pm
Mangini In A Bottle says:
O AN THEY BLOGGY
January 30, 2020 — 10:04 pm
Noreaster says:
Thankya, Jesus.
January 30, 2020 — 10:36 pm
Buster Brown says:
There’s a free version of Dashlane so everyone download it.
January 31, 2020 — 1:59 pm
Andy says:
How far can you punt a football?
January 30, 2020 — 10:04 pm
Apollojurist says:
Yeah, but will there be a deadcast?
January 30, 2020 — 10:04 pm
Remembering Some Guys says:
the people want to know.
WE MUST HAVE IT
January 30, 2020 — 11:06 pm
LILY says:
sick
January 30, 2020 — 10:04 pm
Mega says:
THIS BLOG HAS COMMENTS? I’m going to troll the hell out of you morons all weekend.
January 30, 2020 — 10:04 pm
Kelsey McKinney says:
Mega can u not
January 30, 2020 — 11:08 pm
Adam Schwartz says:
What’s a temporary sports blog without satirical trolling and continually mentioning Marchman’s horrific cereal takes?
February 2, 2020 — 3:48 am
Shit i came to beginning at the end says:
I still want her recipes for dips
February 2, 2020 — 8:29 pm
Griff says:
Oh man I don’t know if I should use this time to reminisce about piggy poop balls or the march madness email chain debacle.
January 30, 2020 — 10:04 pm
SBS says:
AJ ruined Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog dot com
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
ElmerBefuddled says:
What time is the Superbowl?
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
Unhelpful Commenter says:
The big game sure is coming up! Lots of interest in that big game!
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
Scott says:
Dammit, I was going to post this.
January 30, 2020 — 10:43 pm
A.C. Webster says:
I’ve never been happier to be in the grays
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
Merlin Enabnit says:
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog dot com was a good website
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
Shey says:
<3
January 30, 2020 — 7:57 pm
Burner McBurnerson says:
O AN HE SEXY!!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
brickaaay says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
Sean says:
Revenge of The Greys. No censorship here, bitches!
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
DennyCrane says:
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
David Grassi says:
hello friends!
January 30, 2020 — 10:05 pm
jim spanfeller is a herb says:
jim spanfeller is a herb
jim spanfeller is a herb
jim spanfeller is a herb
jim spanfeller is a herb
jim spanfeller is a herb
jim spanfeller is a herb
January 30, 2020 — 10:06 pm
I miss deadspin says:
+1 detonated sports site
January 30, 2020 — 11:27 pm
bryan says:
god bless you
January 30, 2020 — 10:06 pm
Art Vandelay says:
Fuck and Yes
January 30, 2020 — 10:06 pm
Rex V. says:
I can’t post the piggy poop balls gif here, so if everyone please just pretend it’s sitting at the top of this comment, that would be great. thank you
January 30, 2020 — 10:06 pm
Dave says:
STICK TO SPORTS! *runs away*
Honestly, I don’t like sports and I am little weepy now with happiness.
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
Hemmerling For Mitchell says:
I live here now
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
HighLikeAnEagle says:
This is all just fantastic.
The comments, that is. Didn’t read the blog.
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
Stafford Infection says:
That “I’ll see you fuckers in hell” comment on the last good post had me shoot coffee through the nose. Welcome back, asshole.
January 30, 2020 — 10:08 pm
Shit i came to beginning at the end says:
We all do
February 2, 2020 — 8:30 pm
Angelos says:
Weekend made.
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
YungGrandpa says:
HOLY SHIT MY COCK IS ROCK HARD WELCOME BACK
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
romrombertsnonunionmexicancounterpart says:
Es muy bueno.
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
NoOnesPost says:
STICK TO PASSWORD PROTECTION
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
Moses Hightower says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 8:30 pm
the john says:
Why can’t I star this?
January 30, 2020 — 8:45 pm
Omes says:
Looking forward to the blog What Time Does ‘What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?’ Start?
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
Chris W says:
It’s a brawl out there, but I am ready to join in the posting and the commenting to fight for our side. We may be bloodied, I may be on crutches, hobbling towards the brawl, but we are here. Ready to post. Ready to comment. They need us now. They need me…NED.
January 30, 2020 — 10:08 pm
A Center for Aunts says:
finally, some quality content
January 30, 2020 — 10:08 pm
Neil Young & the Restless says:
So like, just sports here, right?
January 30, 2020 — 10:08 pm
Iguodalanodon says:
Oh… You didn’t hear?
January 30, 2020 — 7:30 pm
LSAB says:
fuck and yes
January 30, 2020 — 10:09 pm
Sleepkins says:
Wooooohoooooo!
January 30, 2020 — 10:09 pm
Jim Zorn says:
Take it away, Vampire Al Davis
Take it away, Nazi Shark
Take it away, Robert Evans
January 30, 2020 — 10:09 pm
Berto says:
I thought about this days ago…to see it in life today is something that I will journal about. Please, consider doing this ALL OF THE TIME. I miss knowing things.
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
justaguy says:
I turned my ad blocker off for this?
Seriously, awesome! Gimme dick jokes!
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
Skirt Vonnegut says:
You’re with me, Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog.
January 30, 2020 — 11:52 pm
Kevin says:
Stick to Sports! Or don’t! Nothing even matters anymore!
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
AlwaysWrong says:
Hi yes I must inquire on how far this blog can punt a football? I’ll take my answer off the air.
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
jeff says:
you guys still suck. fuck you.
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
Mangini In A Bottle says:
hi jaff
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
Hemmerling For Mitchell says:
Jeff was breastfed until he was 6 years old
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
Mister-Whirly says:
It’s like you didn’t skip a beat you magnificent bastard!
January 30, 2020 — 11:05 pm
Tryc3 says:
BY HIS FATHER!
January 30, 2020 — 8:13 pm
romrombertsnonunionmexicancounterpart says:
¡Cierra la verga, Jaff!
January 30, 2020 — 10:23 pm
Artist Formerly Known as Rhayader says:
Hell yeah buddies.
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
Garrett says:
Be still my heart!
January 30, 2020 — 10:10 pm
Lamar Jackson Shellacs Pats says:
Hell yeah let’s remember some sports bloggers
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
OaklandSportsBall says:
Is it?
1. Jim Spanfeller is a herb?
2. Jim Spanfeller is an herb?
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
Stef Schrader says:
A herb, as the “h” is pronounced in this case.
Also, to answer your question, Jim Spanfeller is 100% a herb.
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
romrombertsnonunionmexicancounterpart says:
¡Regresate a inglaterra, cabron!
January 30, 2020 — 10:34 pm
Jim Spanfeller Is A Herb says:
I went back and forth on this for a while. “a” is grammatically correct but I still sorta think that “an” is funnier. An Herb. I may change my name, honestly.
January 30, 2020 — 10:40 pm
Not Benedict Arnold says:
Here for it
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
CatfishChisel says:
What time does “what time does the super bowl begin” begin?
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
the john says:
the same time that everyone asks “what time does the super bowl begin”
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
Chris B says:
Being able to post without having to deal with fucking kinja makes all of your career ending unemployment worth it IMO
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
Lucas says:
art direction on this blog is immaculate
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
zombiecommenter says:
very grateful for BIG PASSWORD sponsoring this weekend’s sweet, sweet #content
January 30, 2020 — 10:11 pm
French Canadian Montana says:
I just want to know what time the Super Bowl actually starts.
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
Lord of Throwgasm says:
I am whole again!
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
Zach says:
This picture reminds me of the great Norv Turner super bowl post that I can no longer find.
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
Souper Bowl fan says:
Will you be posting about herbs?
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
darrone says:
It’s ok to cry. It’s ok to cry. It’s ok to cry.
January 30, 2020 — 10:13 pm
CaptFamous says:
And on the third day it died again, in fulfillment of the discourse
January 30, 2020 — 10:13 pm
Stuckincali says:
But maybe, it can then rise, like a zombie?
January 31, 2020 — 12:01 am
Fart says:
What time zone is this in?
January 30, 2020 — 10:13 pm
Jim Spanfucker says:
Will I get banned for my username?
January 30, 2020 — 10:13 pm
Stuckincali says:
You might get a prize!
January 31, 2020 — 12:02 am
Eric Ravenscraft says:
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com is a good website
January 30, 2020 — 10:14 pm
Aquacow says:
Woo!
January 30, 2020 — 10:14 pm
beard_monger says:
Take my money.
January 30, 2020 — 10:14 pm
MissKittyFantastico says:
I love a good unnamed temporary sports blog, where we can all discuss the Large Game this weekend to our heart’s content.
January 30, 2020 — 10:14 pm
blackroseMD1 says:
Three Earth days or three Venus days?
Please say Venus. I’ve missed you guys.
January 30, 2020 — 10:14 pm
Buck Turgenson says:
Blog? You might be on to something here.
January 30, 2020 — 10:15 pm
Flern Haply says:
Y’all need to set up a Ko-Fi for this weekend. I’m sure we’d love to throw some dollary-doos your ways.
January 30, 2020 — 10:15 pm
Burner1212121212 says:
Woohoo
January 30, 2020 — 10:15 pm
Henry says:
SUUPPPERR BOWWWLLLLLL
January 30, 2020 — 10:15 pm
David Dyte says:
Yesssssssss
January 30, 2020 — 10:15 pm
amoralpanic says:
WE DID IT
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
MMI says:
This is… good.
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
xMRNUTTYx says:
LOL u dumb fucks.
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
Buffalo Rimshot says:
There better fucking be a bear friday post
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
xMRNUTTYx says:
A FUCKING MEN
January 30, 2020 — 10:18 pm
Jim Spanfeller Is A Herb says:
+1 bear blog
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
Mallory says:
BEAR FRIDAY FOREVER
January 31, 2020 — 2:22 am
Honky Boy says:
I’m so excited I could gibble my tidbits!
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
crater says:
gimme some #taeks
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
adam says:
hell yeah buddy
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
Brian says:
Finally, I can care about sports again, temporarily.
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
Molly Frances says:
Welcome back, ya stinkin’ rat bastids!
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
Thearmdancer says:
It’s not the same without 1000 autorun video ads…
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
Horatio Weltschmerz says:
Fuck yes
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
insert_funny says:
Yes, hello, I am here for the sports blogs.
January 30, 2020 — 10:17 pm
Omes says:
But where will I go now for my Kellen Winslow plea deal news!
January 30, 2020 — 10:17 pm
AC_Green_Has_Been_Laid says:
“How dumbass are you” is still the best lede in site history.
January 30, 2020 — 11:15 pm
New Clear Balms says:
Aw hell yeah pimps
January 30, 2020 — 10:17 pm
xMRNUTTYx says:
so this is ley heading this up, huh? hey ley…
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BEARS?
January 30, 2020 — 10:17 pm
buffalo rimshot says:
♫”Do they owe us a bear post?!”
“of course they do, of course they do!”
“Do they owe us a bear post?!”
“OF COURSE THEY FUCKING DO”♫
January 30, 2020 — 10:39 pm
NapalmBreath I think? Been a while. says:
This is the content I need.
What wanting Crass references piled on top of my sports coverage says about me, I have no idea.
January 30, 2020 — 11:41 pm
xMRNUTTYx says:
JFC why have i not used that before?!!
January 31, 2020 — 8:20 am
Matt says:
I haven’t been this excited in a long time.
January 30, 2020 — 10:18 pm
Johnny Yukon says:
Oh so now you’re going to stick to sports? SMH.
January 30, 2020 — 10:18 pm
Mike Bowers says:
Can we have a post for talking about how our fantasy football teams did this year?
January 30, 2020 — 10:18 pm
GeorgeBurneredShaw says:
What time does what time does the Super Bow start?
January 30, 2020 — 10:18 pm
Jon says:
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blogs ranked:
1. The one I keep in my head
2. My fantasy basketball group chat where we promise ourselves we’ll make a podcast one day.
3. Being hit by a car
4. This one
January 30, 2020 — 10:18 pm
jamberg says:
Will this blog be sticking to sports?
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
Fart says:
It’s going to stick it to sports
January 30, 2020 — 8:12 pm
Steve says:
Very excited to remember some bloggers
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
blackroseMD1 says:
+1
January 31, 2020 — 3:06 am
herbo says:
first
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
MisterSteam says:
Lookin’ forward to this.
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
Jim Spanfeller Is A Herb says:
I have to say, this website is incredibly readable and responsive compared to some zombie blogs out there. Well done.
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
Someone plz break me of my typing deadspin into the url bar habit says:
If all goes well hopefully our traffic will break it before the weekend is out.
January 30, 2020 — 11:46 pm
FredFuchs says:
I can’t wait to get shadow-banned here.
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
jamo says:
deadspin don’t read this..
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.
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unnamedtemporarysportsblog….. hello,
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
sigzzz says:
hell yes
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
mikeyj says:
this is like my dad finally returning from getting those smokes he left to get 18 years ago
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
How about six? Six is good says:
rrrrrrrrrnnnnnnhhhhh peppermint roll!
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
CableCrasher says:
The fact that this exists, be it briefly, makes the week infinitely better, even if I’m certain the email address I entered to make this comment is almost certainly being sold to countless companies for nefarious purposes.
Also Spanfeller is a herb!
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
CableCrasher says:
Also can we expect another Jaguars Junction?
January 30, 2020 — 10:45 pm
Ma3v3 says:
Hellz to the yellz
January 30, 2020 — 10:20 pm
razzdrazz says:
deadspin forever
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
JT533 says:
Lets remember some bloggers
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Wyd Jalblowmee says:
+1 Spanfeller
January 30, 2020 — 10:47 pm
the john says:
this is good dashlane
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Jewish Okoye says:
AHHHHHHHHHHH THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I’VE BEEN SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME AT WORK ACTUALLY WORKING, NOT ENOUGH TIME DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET.
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Lee Carney says:
I resemble that remark
January 30, 2020 — 11:55 pm
Grant says:
I wanna pay for this!
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Sports says:
How far can you print a football
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Seadderall Cheathawks says:
Give me the blogs I crave.
January 30, 2020 — 10:21 pm
Gobears says:
Crossing fingers we’ll see a bear blog post
January 30, 2020 — 10:44 pm
Old Beige Guy says:
Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out
Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about
Well the names have all changed since you hung around
But those dreams have remained and they’ve turned around
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
Amos Foreskin's Illegitimate Child says:
OBGGGG
January 31, 2020 — 12:15 am
Eric L says:
Yay!
Let’s all meet in Temecula!
Too soon?
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
Scoot says:
I was needing this weeks ago when I was missing my Patriots Schadenfeude , but I’ll take what I can get.
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
Cy says:
This is great, but where can I learn more about the plea deal Kellen Winslow Jr. took to avoid a life sentence?
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
Hoodooguru says:
Door flies open!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
Hoodooguru says:
Shit that’s KSK.
January 30, 2020 — 10:24 pm
Ty says:
No more grays for me, it only took the murder of my beloved Deadspin.
January 30, 2020 — 10:22 pm
afreshstart says:
i love you and im in love with you
January 30, 2020 — 10:23 pm
Greggggggggggg says:
This makes me haughty.
January 30, 2020 — 10:23 pm
joel says:
Drew what’s your chili recipe
January 30, 2020 — 10:23 pm
Can we get a hockey blog? says:
Please… My children are starving.
January 30, 2020 — 10:23 pm
Barry Petchesky says:
…Yes.
January 30, 2020 — 10:24 pm
Unnamed Temporary Sports Consumer says:
Entry 1: Please stop feeding your children hockey.
January 31, 2020 — 12:17 am
August Clementine says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 7:27 pm
Someone plz break me of my typing deadspin into the url bar habit says:
SECONDED
January 30, 2020 — 11:47 pm
Fiona the Hippo says:
Looking forward to some awesome sports blogs about the Large Game!
January 30, 2020 — 10:24 pm
Harambae says:
The Chiefs make me sick too.
January 30, 2020 — 10:17 pm
diesel says:
Look who’s comments are showing up now!!!! Take that, DEADSPIN ELITES!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:24 pm
DENNYCRANE says:
The people demand more Jaguars Junction
January 30, 2020 — 10:25 pm
Conrad says:
I’ll finally be able to find out who wins the big game between the Portsmouth Cardigans and the Middlebury Quotation Marks! Go “”!
January 30, 2020 — 10:26 pm
dadleisure says:
Oh thank fucking christ.
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
Technicolor Jan Stenerud says:
Affirmed.
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
Iguodalanodon says:
Where you been all my life unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com?
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
Roofaloof says:
Oh man. I don’t like “sports”, so I never followed Deadspin. Then as soon as I find out that Deadspin wasn’t about sports, it goes away. Glad to see this here blog thing.
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
anonymous says:
I am in a deeply committed relationship with my two adblock programs, I don’t remember the last time I willingly disabled them. I have turned them both of them off on this website.
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
Stuckincali says:
You could them it’s just a phase you are going through..
January 31, 2020 — 12:06 am
Kai says:
Can we get a system where most of these comments are sort of invisible and then only certain good ones can be seen? That would improve my browsing experience. Thanks.
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
Wyd Jalblowmee says:
+1 Star
January 30, 2020 — 10:44 pm
NoAccentInAtleti says:
cool site name!
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
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January 30, 2020 — 10:28 pm
Ryan Brawndo Has Electrolytes says:
But…why for only 3 days? I smell a Kickstarter coming…
January 30, 2020 — 10:28 pm
Iguodalanodon says:
Next year’s Williams-Sonoma catalog
January 30, 2020 — 7:37 pm
Chappie says:
AWOOOO!!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
Herb Spanfeller says:
Hey guys! How ya been?
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
ueberbill says:
Fuck and yes
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
Jauffins says:
10/10
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
David says:
I like this thing. It is a good thing.
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
Stef Schrader says:
bless you, kind sponsored blog, for your part in the war against herbs
January 30, 2020 — 10:29 pm
__jon says:
I miss you all. I hope you are able to come back for real one day. Take my money, or my adviews.
January 30, 2020 — 10:30 pm
Closet Space for Hitman says:
Hooray! I’ve missed all of you.
January 30, 2020 — 10:30 pm
unnamedsportscommenter says:
We’re back, we’re back! Say Hi Roth
January 30, 2020 — 10:31 pm
Lamar Jackson Shellacs Pats says:
Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog was so much better in its heyday, 25 minutes ago
January 30, 2020 — 10:32 pm
AlwaysWrong says:
This reminds me of second Clerks cartoon episode
January 30, 2020 — 10:38 pm
David says:
You know what this reminds me of? The second episode of Clerks.
January 30, 2020 — 10:39 pm
AlwaysWrong says:
What I remember about this comment is you in a diaper and a dunce cap swinging a cat over your head by the tail
January 30, 2020 — 10:43 pm
TrixieBastard says:
You’re using all our air.
January 31, 2020 — 1:12 am
JustAGuyGuy says:
Why are we walking like this?
January 31, 2020 — 7:49 pm
August Clementine says:
+1 for your temporary Notkinja handle
January 30, 2020 — 7:29 pm
Finkel Is Einhorn says:
Feels good to be alive
January 30, 2020 — 10:33 pm
Garrett says:
I demand more blogs!
January 30, 2020 — 10:33 pm
Two Jims Too Many says:
Now I will finally know if the Pats ever got that second loss of the season!
January 30, 2020 — 10:34 pm
Donner says:
*Cartman voice*. I love you guys…
January 30, 2020 — 10:35 pm
Daniel Premo says:
Large game is large
January 30, 2020 — 10:35 pm
thekinginjello says:
Will there be an Unnamed Temporary Sports Cast?
January 30, 2020 — 10:36 pm
FUCKTOMB says:
Good to know that I’ll be getting even less work done tomorrow than the already small amount I planned on doing.
January 30, 2020 — 10:37 pm
Pancho Via says:
So who’s gonna archive all the content for us?
P.S. https://deadspin.com/watch-the-deadspin-super-bowl-ad-that-was-too-hot-for-t-1682598223
January 30, 2020 — 10:38 pm
Why Your Herb Sucks says:
Will there be a unnamedtemporarysportsblogcast?
January 30, 2020 — 10:38 pm
Joe Mastrangelo says:
Are… are we safe from Kinja?
Where do I give you my money.
January 30, 2020 — 10:38 pm
yello! says:
superb owl
January 30, 2020 — 10:39 pm
CarsofFortLangley says:
This looks better than Kinja
January 30, 2020 — 10:39 pm
HidingInTheDark says:
FUCK and YEAH!
January 30, 2020 — 10:40 pm
French Canadian Montana says:
Comment below if you voted for Barbaro in 06…
January 30, 2020 — 10:40 pm
VitoLazork says:
It’s not only the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog we want, it’s also the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog we need!
January 30, 2020 — 10:40 pm
Teddy says:
Too much to ask for an unnamed temporary sports blog podcast?
January 30, 2020 — 10:40 pm
Shey says:
I miss Drew’s big, dumb, oafish voice.
January 30, 2020 — 8:01 pm
Juancho says:
Oh man, it’s like 2005 all over again!
January 30, 2020 — 10:40 pm
seb66 says:
Well I guess this will, do. But i can’t have my jags logo can i
January 30, 2020 — 10:41 pm
buffalo rimshot says:
So all those Magary Robe tweets lead us to the ad on the right?
January 30, 2020 — 10:41 pm
lanboyo says:
I want more hits than the old site over the weekend. DO EET!!!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:41 pm
Ross Harrison says:
Please do a roundup of the last 6 months of dick and balls violence.
Thanks in advance.
January 30, 2020 — 10:43 pm
Brad Davison says:
Great site you got here!
January 31, 2020 — 4:28 am
Wyd Jalblowmee says:
You’ve found a way to make kinja seem high tech.
January 30, 2020 — 10:43 pm
Drew’s polo says:
seeing as this is posted on a Thursday we all now have the reasonable expectation of a BEAR FRIDAY
January 30, 2020 — 10:43 pm
Shey says:
No, Sexy Friday!
January 30, 2020 — 8:02 pm
Matt says:
*Magary Thumbs Up gif*
January 30, 2020 — 10:45 pm
Shey says:
https://giphy.com/gifs/catcher-stomach-third-LRBu0O2AAfYlO
January 30, 2020 — 8:03 pm
lanboyo says:
Any way we . can make the comment blocks take up more screen space?
January 30, 2020 — 10:45 pm
brada says:
oh shit WE’RE POSTING IT’S HAPPENING
January 30, 2020 — 10:45 pm
Garfield Thelonius Remington III says:
Oh hell yes let’s get after it folks!
January 30, 2020 — 10:45 pm
Dick Vitale-ity says:
I better find out which young basketball players are butt during these three days. I’ve been watching blind all season, unsure of who is good and cool and who sucks major ballsack
January 30, 2020 — 10:46 pm
The 99% of the 1% says:
Peter Thiel’s lawyers just got a hard-on
January 30, 2020 — 10:47 pm
Rex the diving horse says:
Let’s go chiefs!
January 30, 2020 — 10:47 pm
Shey says:
OH YEAH.
https://giphy.com/gifs/foxsports-funny-football-nrVOIwFKIeos8
January 30, 2020 — 8:04 pm
HerbisSpanfellerus says:
Will there be autoplay video ads?
January 30, 2020 — 10:48 pm
Moar plz says:
More plz
January 30, 2020 — 10:49 pm
Makemexicopayforjohnwall says:
On day four, we all agree to join hands and leap to our death, yeah?
January 30, 2020 — 10:50 pm
Fart Barfunkel says:
I’m gonna fuckin’ cry. We’re not doing Christmas this year, we’re doing Unnamed Temporary Sportsblog Day.
January 30, 2020 — 10:51 pm
Chili Eilish says:
What time is the Super Bowl?
January 30, 2020 — 10:52 pm
Noah says:
awwwoooooo indeed
January 30, 2020 — 10:54 pm
Carl Monday says:
Great, now I got to spend my weekend at the Columbus Public Library
(Welcome back)
January 30, 2020 — 10:55 pm
Mr. Wolfe says:
Wait, Drew is still alive?
January 30, 2020 — 10:57 pm
Triumph of the Will Clark says:
My heart leapt out of my chest seeing this. I can’t decide if I should be embarrassed that I’ve missed a blog so much, but I think I’ve made my peace with it.
January 30, 2020 — 10:58 pm
Stink to sports says:
It’s been several minutes let’s see some more blogs
January 30, 2020 — 10:59 pm
Samer Kalaf says:
Blogs will start Friday morning!
January 30, 2020 — 11:02 pm
Diminishing Skills says:
12:00:01 EST.
Got it!
January 30, 2020 — 8:53 pm
Doesdashlanesellrobes says:
So glad the comments don’t require a password login, or a real email address, ain’t no one got time to be dealing with more passwords
January 31, 2020 — 11:30 pm
Jim Hater says:
Please post herb content.
January 30, 2020 — 10:59 pm
bronymous says:
blogs are back bb
January 30, 2020 — 10:59 pm
I Stan feller says:
This website is awful on mobile. Very impressed with the attention to detail in recreating the old Deadspin feel.
January 30, 2020 — 11:00 pm
Tommy 'Buster' Douglas says:
Whoa
January 30, 2020 — 11:00 pm
Mister-Whirly says:
What time is the super bowl on in Mountain time?
Let’s make so many clicks/comments that the ad revenue pours in and this becomes permanent
January 30, 2020 — 11:00 pm
Adam Schwartz says:
Only Barry knows
February 2, 2020 — 3:55 am
Gabriel says:
Just start a permanent blog with a patreon and take my money god damn it!
January 30, 2020 — 11:01 pm
Chappie says:
CO-SIGNED
January 30, 2020 — 11:27 pm
Sam's Anonymous Burner says:
Yeah, never paid for a site or podcast before, but I’d pay for that content.
January 31, 2020 — 12:08 am
Robbie Phillips says:
Deadspin forever
January 30, 2020 — 11:01 pm
ronnymexico says:
This is great. Can’t wait to let Barry know how my fantasy season turned out.
January 30, 2020 — 11:02 pm
Richard Cardenas says:
Oh no, there’s no greys.
January 30, 2020 — 11:02 pm
Tape says:
They’re ALL greys.
January 30, 2020 — 11:30 pm
Yo Mama says:
Booyah!
January 30, 2020 — 11:04 pm
Philadlj says:
Sounds good!
January 30, 2020 — 11:05 pm
Lier X Agerate says:
Fuckin hell yeah baby. The Good Internet is back in business.
January 30, 2020 — 11:05 pm
basedgodshamgod says:
This blog may be over but this Blog has only just begun. Goddamn it’s good to have you guys back.
January 30, 2020 — 11:10 pm
internet-corey says:
fuck yeah.
January 30, 2020 — 11:10 pm
Simp Janfeller says:
1. HELL YEAH
2. Any chance we get some saved up Astrosgate takes in the next three days?
January 30, 2020 — 11:11 pm
2nd player controller says:
oh this, THIS is good shit
January 30, 2020 — 11:12 pm
Scoop K says:
if Deadspin can come back maybe my dad can too
January 30, 2020 — 11:14 pm
TimGlansfeller says:
Jim Spanfeller is not an herb. Shame on you all
January 30, 2020 — 11:19 pm
Lee Carney says:
Took me a second to get this one, well played sir
January 30, 2020 — 11:51 pm
Sloup says:
Sports Blogs, Ranked
1. Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog
…
n-1. Getting Hit by a Bus
n. Deadspin
January 30, 2020 — 11:21 pm
Mayday Malone says:
+1
January 30, 2020 — 11:41 pm
Iguodalanodon says:
+n
January 30, 2020 — 7:49 pm
Patrick says:
Please bring back Nazishark, and Robert Evans!
January 30, 2020 — 11:23 pm
Mary says:
Welcome back, youve been missed <3
January 30, 2020 — 11:24 pm
resremainder says:
Good to have you back (sorta)!
Let me kickstart UTSBUAN with selections from the four shows I am seeing so far this year:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC7ii3Ir-no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhzhiQA6-Aw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jivhL27QdoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QU8g0XNyHRw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HabdnpT9chA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK_DJ3VxcWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6EQAOmJrbw
January 30, 2020 — 11:24 pm
redremainder says:
Really cool that I misspelled my old DS user name…
January 30, 2020 — 11:25 pm
gappy robe says:
So I have until Monday to start a VC fund to buy this thing and never post anything ever again, right?
January 30, 2020 — 11:24 pm
Darklighter says:
I’m confused, where are the autoplaying ads?
January 30, 2020 — 11:25 pm
sports_pun says:
this is very exciting
January 30, 2020 — 11:25 pm
CowTipperGore says:
Like sinking into a warm bath. Welcome back.
ps Wife and I had a space in the kitchen we called the “spice and herb cupboard”
We now call it “spice and Jim cupboard”
January 30, 2020 — 11:26 pm
Lee Carney says:
Well played Mr & Mrs Cowtippergore
January 30, 2020 — 11:50 pm
Drainage Eli says:
Aw piss. Yiss? What are the kids saying these moon cycles?
January 30, 2020 — 11:26 pm
MassiveBolideStrike says:
Hell, and I cannot stress this enough, frickin yes.
January 30, 2020 — 11:26 pm
SpamOfDeath says:
archerpeniserect.gif
LITERALLY never BEEN so excited.
January 30, 2020 — 11:26 pm
Fresh White New Balance says:
Just as I was finally starting to get some shit done at work.
Too bad for you, . Maybe next week. (But not Monday…I’m definitely calling in Monday).
January 30, 2020 — 11:27 pm
RogueLlama says:
This is good kinja
January 30, 2020 — 11:29 pm
Crayoneater says:
Huzzah!!!
Let the nonsense recommence!
January 30, 2020 — 11:29 pm
Tape says:
Football sucks ass but Deadspin was a good website, and so I will dutifully read all of this absolute horseshit.
January 30, 2020 — 11:29 pm
I'm Your Density says:
I feel like the girl I adored who dumped me because she wasn’t looking for a serious relationship just texted me.
January 30, 2020 — 11:31 pm
ScrambledMeggs says:
I actually said “yesssssss” and tapped my fingers together like Mr. Burns as I read this.
January 30, 2020 — 11:31 pm
August Clementine says:
What Horrible Things Did We Do To Our Sports Blogs Last Year?
January 30, 2020 — 7:34 pm
August Clementine says:
I was trying to reply to the blog. Fucking Notkinja.
January 30, 2020 — 7:35 pm
Malloy says:
What time is the Super Bowl?
January 30, 2020 — 11:31 pm
jonny says:
Big Fire Joe Morgan Energy
January 30, 2020 — 11:32 pm
Oddest Artist says:
Welcome back from the dea…..nevermind.
January 30, 2020 — 11:33 pm
NapalmBreath I think? Been a while. says:
Fuck the Yankees! Cock!
January 30, 2020 — 11:34 pm
HeatNuts says:
A pop-up blog! Holy shit! No snark intended, I love this idea despite the obvious eye-rolling millennial takes it will inspire
January 30, 2020 — 11:38 pm
Meh says:
Deadspin is back. In pog* form!
*blog
January 30, 2020 — 11:39 pm
Someone plz break me of my typing deadspin into the url bar habit says:
Aieeee excite!
Some requests please:
– hockey blog! Lauren please sorry barry
– bill Simmons schadenfreude!
– 15 year commemorative post for Vince blowing out both quads
– impeachments, ranked
– Can Diana explain the Saints
– XFL preview
– Please let there be some unfinished G/O investigations that can be blogged
Yay!
January 30, 2020 — 11:39 pm
AJ95 says:
What time does the game start?
January 30, 2020 — 11:39 pm
Michael says:
Fuck yes
January 30, 2020 — 11:40 pm
Basil Oregano says:
Two things: (1) thank the Almighty that this is happening!, and (2) finally — FINALLY — I can ask everyone on the interwebs, “Certainly, not ALL herbs, right?”
January 30, 2020 — 11:41 pm
Just Happy to Be Here says:
Well this folks; this is something.
January 30, 2020 — 11:41 pm
Well Placed Rocket says:
Take your star and GTFO.
January 30, 2020 — 11:43 pm
strawboy says:
Sweet Jesus!
January 30, 2020 — 11:45 pm
Bluebrain says:
Hooray!! Can’t. Wait.
January 30, 2020 — 11:46 pm
PFoxyJ says:
Just in time, was feeling withdrawal anew this week
January 30, 2020 — 11:46 pm
ObscureSimpsonsReference says:
I look forward to Barry’s 8am hockey blog tomorrow.
January 30, 2020 — 11:46 pm
mathesond says:
But is this blog elite?
January 30, 2020 — 11:47 pm
theplayerformerlyknownasmousecop says:
is a hot dog a sandwich?!
January 30, 2020 — 11:56 pm
Lee Carney says:
This is awesome, so glad you guys and girls are getting paid to write
January 30, 2020 — 11:49 pm
James herbfeller says:
I’ve never been happier
PS this site is garbage on mobile I kinda love it.
January 30, 2020 — 11:50 pm
Alman McMichales says:
HEKK YES FIRST TIME LONG TIME AND DASHLANE SUBSCIRBER HERE; MY GIRLFRIEND IS GOINT TO MAKE SO MUCH FUN OF ME BECAUSE THIS TEMPORARY BLOG IS ALL THE THINGS I LOOOOOOVW IN THE INTERNET INFOSEC AND SPORTSBLOGS WITHOUT ACCESS OR DISCRETION BABBBYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
January 30, 2020 — 11:51 pm
JCP says:
You guys torpedoed your damn media site just in time to NOT cover my team winning the World Series. So come on, make with the Nats takes already.
January 30, 2020 — 11:51 pm
JCP says:
And apparently against a team of evil cheaters to boot.
January 30, 2020 — 11:52 pm
jitterping says:
GOBBLESSS UNNAMED TEMPORARY SPORTS BLOG
January 30, 2020 — 11:52 pm
TemporaryExpat says:
Does this mean 2020 will bring us the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Awards?!?!?!
January 30, 2020 — 11:53 pm
Shey says:
Drew hopes not.
January 30, 2020 — 8:06 pm
Certified Pre-owned Lib says:
I’m a little confused why this is being timed to culminate at Sundays somewhat large Utah-UCLA match up but I guess you guys know what you’re doing.
January 30, 2020 — 11:53 pm
DEADSPIN WAS A YULE LOG says:
These last 3 months have been the closest thing to a cold turkey drug detox I ever hope to experience
January 30, 2020 — 11:53 pm
CadmiumFan says:
Have you guys ever listened to the song Cowboy Star?
January 30, 2020 — 11:55 pm
theplayerformerlyknownasmousecop says:
Three days of you boys (and girls?) doing what you do … adequately? … best? Whichever it is, it ain’t enough. Welcome back to my interweb, Tom and Co.!
January 30, 2020 — 11:55 pm
Amanda says:
THERE MUST BE A GOD BECAUSE WE’VE BEEN GIFTED WITH THIS GLORY (at least) ONE LAST TIME!
Also, will there be a Temporary Sports Blogcast? I sure could use a fresh Trump Question Of The Week + White Sox Minute.
January 30, 2020 — 11:56 pm
Amanda says:
Oh shit, I already fucked this up by not using my old commenter name. Well, too late to turn back now…
January 30, 2020 — 11:59 pm
MathAsAHumanities says:
That we never got Deadspin coverage of the Nats winning the World Series was a goddamn crime against humanity.
After having to decline a surgery that might give me full use of my arms and hands again due to complications with the trial, being here is pure joy.
Fuck investment herbs everywhere.
January 30, 2020 — 11:56 pm
Stuckincali says:
I’ve being really, really, missing Deadspin all week, watching the Super Bowl coverage!
Good to have something, even if it’s only for a few days..
January 30, 2020 — 11:57 pm
Limited Breadsticks says:
i have $40,000. i want a six-way parlay on the blog. i want first post, last post, word count, number of non-sports-related posts, number of comments, number of backlinks. you take lightning bets? i want a lightning bet on f-bombs from drew magary over 10, thousand bucks an f-bomb
January 30, 2020 — 11:59 pm
Jaded Helmsman says:
I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
January 31, 2020 — 12:01 am
DC3 says:
Why. The. Fuck. Am I smiling so hard?
(Perhaps, “Am I smiling? So hard.”
January 31, 2020 — 12:01 am
Sam's Anonymous Burner says:
I assume we’re sticking to sports here right?
January 31, 2020 — 12:02 am
Sam's Anonymous Burner says:
Sorry, sprots
January 31, 2020 — 12:02 am
Kevin McCoy says:
Fuck. Yes.
January 31, 2020 — 12:02 am
pixarfan9510 says:
Who do I talk to in order to take the “temporary” out of the name?
January 31, 2020 — 12:04 am
2015 Nationwide Super Bowl Commercial Mad Man says:
We’re all temporary, leave the name
January 31, 2020 — 12:08 am
2015 Nationwide Super Bowl Commercial Mad Man says:
Why not just do this for more than 3 days? I’d pay hot, sweaty, crumpled, wadded CASH to read these precious sports blog words. Don’t make me beg. But if you do, at least pat me on the head and let me curl up by the fire when it’s over.
January 31, 2020 — 12:05 am
Mork Encino's Thick Pelt says:
What’s Kellen Winslow Jr. up to?
January 31, 2020 — 12:10 am
Recurring Nightmare Ant says:
This is the most blog ever!
January 31, 2020 — 12:15 am
Cory says:
+91 days since jam spamfiller killed the dream
January 31, 2020 — 12:16 am
Tamerabbitshitonastick says:
The Chiefs finally get to a Super Bowl and now this. Jesus does like me, and he loved you too!
January 31, 2020 — 12:17 am
UNNAMED TEMPORARY SPORTS COMMENTER says:
Will there be an unnamed temporary sports merch store?
January 31, 2020 — 12:19 am
Joe says:
Are those sports making out with that pointed political commentary?
Cause if they are!
January 31, 2020 — 12:21 am
sam says:
Yes. Yes
January 31, 2020 — 12:22 am
Spanfella says:
I’m soooo happy!
January 31, 2020 — 12:22 am
Eli Manning is the goat says:
I’d pay to subscribe to a permanent version of this
January 30, 2020 — 7:24 pm
Ghost of Deadspin says:
Hell yes.
January 30, 2020 — 7:27 pm
Paul Lawless says:
This site is really broken on mobile – I have to keep scrolling left and right, or just turn my screen sideways, to read all the text. Never thought I’d find something worse on mobile than Kinja. But I’m still very here for this.
Probably gonna look it up on desktop, though.
January 30, 2020 — 7:30 pm
beavis says:
fuck yes. come back for real and i’ll switch from last.pass to dashlane 😉
January 30, 2020 — 7:30 pm
Unnamed temporary sports blog fan number 323 says:
So you guys are going to do some sports or something?
January 30, 2020 — 7:31 pm
MAIDMENT says:
Just wondering if you chaps are going to stick to sports …
January 30, 2020 — 7:32 pm
TennisMoreTennis says:
Sports only or I’m blocking this site immediately.
January 30, 2020 — 9:07 pm
Unnamed Temporary Sports Consumer says:
The autoplay popup ads aren’t loading for me. How will you feed your families?
January 30, 2020 — 7:35 pm
shakedangle says:
Fuck you, Alan Dershowitz!
January 30, 2020 — 7:38 pm
Burt Thaxton says:
F Yeah! GETTIN THE BAND BACK TOGETHER.
-Burt Thaxton
F KINJA
January 30, 2020 — 7:39 pm
buttmunchers says:
This makes me very happy. I fuggin miss whatever site y’alls used to work at.
January 30, 2020 — 7:39 pm
Mike Carroll says:
My new favorite sports blog!!!! Amazing that Dashlane understands media better than G/O Media….
January 30, 2020 — 7:40 pm
TrollSoHardUniversity says:
I’m just here to disagree with Burneko and get banned
January 30, 2020 — 7:42 pm
vodkanaut says:
I just came here to say that I had a good run on deadspin from ’10 to ’13.
January 30, 2020 — 7:42 pm
Felixmonroe5 says:
Glad this exists. Can plz haz all time instead of temporary? Plz and thx. At least bring back Drew’s “Why your team sucks (year X)” in August? How much would it cost to pay this password company to lock you all in to a room with sports on a TV, with a type writer, occasionally throwing in cigarettes and ayahuasca?
Looking forward to your new work guys and gals.
January 30, 2020 — 7:43 pm
Peli says:
My body is ready
January 30, 2020 — 7:48 pm
Marbarjr says:
Out of the greys finally
January 30, 2020 — 7:51 pm
Johnny DAEP says:
I feel this comment. It only took a succession of terrible decisions, mistakes, lawsuits, sales, VC idiots and a neutron bomb but we made it.
January 30, 2020 — 8:45 pm
Hurt Reynolds says:
Methods for getting out of the greys, ranked:
January 31, 2020 — 3:46 pm
Adam Schwartz says:
1. Peter Thiel Subpoena
2. Samer saying fuck it
3. Piggy Poop Balls
4. Being Hit By A Bus
5. A herb
6. UTSB
February 2, 2020 — 4:00 am
Eric says:
I am so excited!!!
January 30, 2020 — 7:52 pm
Leroy says:
Hell yes.
January 30, 2020 — 7:56 pm
AMagicianNamedGod says:
How much do you guys pay to do comment round-ups?
January 30, 2020 — 7:57 pm
Trash Can Smash Can says:
Finally! Now can we get a REAL cereal ranking?
January 30, 2020 — 7:58 pm
Jag says:
I haven’t been back to the old site you folks left. I really miss the commenters, you folks….ehhhh.
January 30, 2020 — 8:00 pm
jamrorange says:
Can’t wait to hear your thoughts on Kellen Winslow.
January 30, 2020 — 8:00 pm
JosephBroni says:
I cannot express how badly I have wanted this blog. I will cherish every moment of its brief existence
January 30, 2020 — 8:03 pm
Cc says:
I forget how to internet comment.
January 30, 2020 — 8:04 pm
CleverName says:
Will there be a chance to Remember Some Guys?
January 30, 2020 — 8:11 pm
Snossednlost says:
The joy! I can feel it deep down in my butt.
January 30, 2020 — 8:12 pm
TheCleric says:
This is the happiest I’ve been in 3 months.
January 30, 2020 — 8:14 pm
WhatDiesMayNeverBeDeadspin says:
The perfect thing to heal–or exacerbate–my salt over the playoffs. I fully expect some in-depth analysis on stuff that’s got fuck-all to do with sports for us all to fight over.
(In all seriousness, it’s lovely to see y’all back, even if only for a few days)
January 30, 2020 — 8:14 pm
Tommy from Quinzee says:
NEVAH FORGIVE YOU FACKS FUH MAKING ME STAH AT HULK HOGAHNS CAWK AND BAWLS
January 30, 2020 — 8:17 pm
Ouch says:
“DOOR FLIES OPEN”
January 30, 2020 — 8:18 pm
Reverse Giraffe says:
I heard Jim Spanfeller sells poisoned milk to schoolchildren.
January 30, 2020 — 8:20 pm
Beerguyrob says:
Can I post as myself, or steal the identity of another former, more popular D3@dspin commenter?
January 30, 2020 — 8:22 pm
Hurt Reynolds says:
yes
January 31, 2020 — 3:50 pm
myopicprophet says:
what time does the superbowl start?
January 30, 2020 — 8:23 pm
IHaveThumbs says:
PUT IT IN MY VEINS!
January 30, 2020 — 8:25 pm
Nipsdaed says:
Saaaaaaweeet
January 30, 2020 — 8:36 pm
Mnbutler says:
Thank God
January 30, 2020 — 8:38 pm
Professor says:
Hell yeah
January 30, 2020 — 8:39 pm
mrsManager says:
between run up to the Super Bowl and the impeachment,
Now a stained dress
I miss deadspin more than ever
You are all my friends
January 30, 2020 — 8:40 pm
Drew's Lawn Mower says:
So y’all sold your souls to Dashlane. Great.
No.
I mean it. Great! I hope y’all can turn this into a non-temporary “sports” blog.
Cheers!
January 30, 2020 — 8:49 pm
juano says:
bless you all. everyone.
January 30, 2020 — 8:51 pm
I ate Tomato says:
Here me out hear – do we really need this now? I mean, with everything else going on in the world, should we be reading about sports? I mean, I like sports, and writing about sports, but is this really going to be about sports? I have my doubts! Remember what happened to Deadspin and what happened their!
/s
jk – this is awesome!
January 30, 2020 — 8:53 pm
Luke Skywanker says:
Holy shit! I must have been a good person in a previous life you guys and gals to come back!
January 30, 2020 — 8:54 pm
MozzyTheBear says:
Fuck yeah, I’m in.
January 30, 2020 — 8:55 pm
Laserijk says:
Praise Jebus! And I don’t even believe in Jebus!
How do the the stars work on this version of Kinja?
January 30, 2020 — 9:00 pm
brokentoasterkid says:
Time to finally commence my commenting career. Get ready for three days of insightful commentariat bliss, jagweeds
January 30, 2020 — 9:04 pm
TennisMoreTennis says:
Will there be bear posts or what? Goddamn bears I tell ya. Always running amok!
January 30, 2020 — 9:04 pm
SugarTheCat says:
My work day tomorrow is totally fucked.
January 30, 2020 — 9:06 pm
DRJ says:
I’m just here for more dishwasher cooking tips
January 30, 2020 — 9:08 pm
Rey Hamburguesa says:
BLOG, YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR, BLOG!
January 30, 2020 — 9:10 pm
SakicLineDanceTroupe says:
Friday night they’ll be dressed to kill…
January 30, 2020 — 9:10 pm
Rusty Seabutter says:
can we just pay you guys directly to do this forever?
January 30, 2020 — 9:13 pm
Maximum Riffage says:
Three days? At least stick around long enough for that betting site to write off their entire investment and sue the barstool chuds for cooking their books.
January 30, 2020 — 9:16 pm
Babadookery says:
Ummm, can someone please tell me what’s going on with Kellen Winslow Jr.???
January 30, 2020 — 9:18 pm
DrewT says:
Too Commentator here.
Looking forward to getting 5 likes when I post a witty response just like the good ole days.
January 30, 2020 — 9:32 pm
Rob Ryan says:
DOOR FLIES OPEN
January 30, 2020 — 9:33 pm
bryant says:
took you long enough, do you know how much Knicks content you’ve missed?
January 30, 2020 — 9:38 pm
Herb Said Sherb Said says:
Being hit by a bus.
January 30, 2020 — 9:39 pm
Danzeedotes says:
I really want the Dashlane ad image to be Drew in his robe. Preferably doing the thumbs-up dance thing
January 30, 2020 — 9:40 pm
Big game boy says:
It’s a bona fide big game miracle, praise be
January 30, 2020 — 9:44 pm
Kipling Williams says:
Yay! Can’t wait! I’m so tired of reading about Kellen Winslow Jr.
January 30, 2020 — 9:45 pm
Tim says:
Welcome back, gang, if only for the weekend. If I read this, it doesn’t mean I have to actually watch the game Sunday, does it?
January 30, 2020 — 9:46 pm
UkraineNotWeak says:
Where are the ninjas?
January 30, 2020 — 9:47 pm
Micklemoss says:
I’ve been jonesing for a decent take, hook it up to my veins!!!
January 30, 2020 — 9:50 pm
Christopher Buecheler says:
I, for one, unless there are more than one of me that I’m not aware of, am extremely enthusiastic about this development.
January 30, 2020 — 9:51 pm
Digging For Fire says:
I have been so productive these last few months too…
January 30, 2020 — 9:54 pm
Deez Legumes says:
Daddy???
Is that you??
January 30, 2020 — 10:02 pm
Andrew Bates says:
Feeling great and ready to blog is my new answer to “how’s it going?”
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
Brent Rosé says:
Can we please start a petition to make this Unnamed Permanent Sports Blog dot com? And will DashLane please support it forever?
January 30, 2020 — 10:07 pm
lizzay says:
JAMBAROO!!!!!
January 30, 2020 — 10:12 pm
OldManInSeattle says:
How much and where do we donate?
January 30, 2020 — 10:15 pm
Jim Spanfeller says:
The “Jamboroo” mumbo jumbo doesn’t sound like it has to do with sports.
January 30, 2020 — 10:16 pm
Calm says:
Holy shit that’s a lot of comments
January 30, 2020 — 10:19 pm
I Remember Lou Merloni says:
+1 pop-up blog
January 30, 2020 — 10:26 pm
Iguodola Shave Club says:
Missed you guys! Glad to have you back. Too bad Sam Darnold is still out, though.
https://ilovecitr.us/darnold/1580440675.mp4
January 30, 2020 — 10:27 pm
IN THE NAME OF ROTH AND ALL THAT IS HOLY says:
UNDEADCAST PLEASE!
January 30, 2020 — 10:34 pm
Count Tolstoy says:
YOOOOO
January 30, 2020 — 10:35 pm
_drew gra_ says:
When I roast potatoes on Sunday, what kind of herbs should I use to season them?
January 30, 2020 — 10:51 pm
Bandersnatchers says:
This site sucks at covering hockey.
January 30, 2020 — 10:38 pm
taco mike says:
good to have yall back
January 30, 2020 — 10:41 pm
bduddy says:
What if, hypothetically, this blog were to **not** disappear at the conclusion of the stated three-day period?
January 30, 2020 — 10:54 pm
JonnyVSRobots says:
Do it. Do it.
January 30, 2020 — 10:54 pm
CopperHammer says:
Valuation: 450 million +1s
January 30, 2020 — 11:01 pm
Remembering Some Guys says:
thank you, Kings, for sticking to the sports during the time of The Big Game.
January 30, 2020 — 11:02 pm
Mando says:
Hooray!
January 30, 2020 — 11:14 pm
soliloqueue says:
it’s good to be back home
January 30, 2020 — 11:08 pm
subbevil says:
I MISS DEADSPIN SO MUCH IT FUCKING HURTS, IM SO HAPPY TO SEE ALL THE COMMENTS AND SHIT I LOVE YOU ALL
January 30, 2020 — 11:11 pm
Stephen Allnutt says:
Fuck and Yes
I joined Twitter the day after Deadspin died for the sole reason of following every Deadspin writer. I have no followers and follow no one else. I’m so happy right now!!
January 30, 2020 — 11:12 pm
Tony Thunder says:
Ditto! I am absolutely giddy right now. I’m waiting for someone to ask me why so I can shake them and share the good news.
January 31, 2020 — 8:08 am
Hurt Reynolds says:
Same sitch. I’m sitting her calculating how much I’d be willing to pay on a monthly basis to not have to brave twitter in order to follow these idiots, and it’s turning out to be a remarkably large number.
January 31, 2020 — 3:56 pm
G/O MEDIA says:
In this time where nobody pays attention to sports, I sure hope you stick to sports as there is not enough coverage of sports during this weeked. It would be Super if you focused on sports only, and didn’t concern yourself with which Bowl is best for a dog.
January 30, 2020 — 11:14 pm
Drew says:
this is excellent news
January 30, 2020 — 11:16 pm
El Duderino says:
+2 dancing thumbs
January 30, 2020 — 11:18 pm
La Muerte Peluda says:
Perfect, I needed assistance on perfecting my wings-cooked-in-dishwasher recipe for El Gran Juego Que Es Más Grande Que Todos Los Otros Grandes Juegos. Pretty sure that’s right/litigation-proof.
[drew_dancing.gif]
January 30, 2020 — 11:31 pm
Neither, Comrade says:
So how much is the cost of a monthly subscription to the next phase of this and how fast can I get my money to you?
January 30, 2020 — 11:33 pm
Fauxfrancophone says:
This is the coolest unnamed sports blog I can think of.
I’m so happy right now I’m sporting half a chub.
January 30, 2020 — 11:34 pm
SpartanBob says:
Finally, a good blog.
January 30, 2020 — 11:37 pm
RagingArmadillo says:
Fuck yeah!
January 30, 2020 — 11:44 pm
bunchkin says:
o thank god we really needed you last week during praise-the-raper
January 30, 2020 — 11:52 pm
'stina says:
All I’m sayin’ is there better be some goddamned bears here tomorrow.
January 30, 2020 — 11:57 pm
Patricia (fka Tupiniquim) says:
Guys. Seriously. Happy tears in my eyes now. With all the shit that’s happened recently (sports-related and otherwise) I’ve missed Deadspin like crazy. Thank you for doing this.
January 31, 2020 — 12:02 am
406 says:
Finally a website where I can read about Rick Ankiel!
January 31, 2020 — 12:02 am
Amos Foreskin's Illegitimate Child says:
we back baybeeeeeeeeeeee
January 31, 2020 — 12:09 am
Stein says:
Rock and roll
January 31, 2020 — 12:14 am
MoralOrelHershiser says:
This isn’t real until you get your very own SuperMike.
January 31, 2020 — 12:14 am
JG says:
I stopped reading Deadspin after you all got fired. Its the least I can do.
January 31, 2020 — 12:22 am
Blog Enjoyer says:
I love blogs!
January 31, 2020 — 12:26 am
Thegoodlife says:
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and no good thing ever dies.
January 31, 2020 — 12:28 am
Danth says:
Time for some mutton busting.
January 31, 2020 — 12:34 am
Case Of The Carl Mondays says:
This is Praxis
January 31, 2020 — 12:36 am
Robot Jerry Rice says:
Asleep forever amidst the rushes
‘Til fate raises him upon his hooves
For one last ride. Affirmed.
January 31, 2020 — 12:47 am
THE MENTOIST! says:
It’s a trap!
January 31, 2020 — 12:50 am
BrettFavresColonoscopy says:
Hmmmm, am I up for this? I’m not sure whether or not to be up for whatever?
January 31, 2020 — 12:53 am
RoyalDutchOfDukes says:
My favorite thing about this temporary blog is how everything is back together instead of scattered to the winds of Twitter – hooray!
January 31, 2020 — 12:57 am
Roethlisberger's Grey Worm says:
I’m so happy this is back, even if only temporarily.
January 31, 2020 — 1:44 am
ScreamingNoNo says:
I missed you all *snif
January 31, 2020 — 1:50 am
cdawggydawgg says:
what time is the superbowl?
January 31, 2020 — 2:02 am
Kalie says:
I’ve missed you guys so much. Every day I go through withdrawals.
January 31, 2020 — 2:32 am
Kimchi and Water says:
Is this ending in three days because that is the right moment to leave to pursue an entrepreneurial opportunity?
January 31, 2020 — 2:36 am
Kimchi and Water says:
I look forward to reading this until you all leave to pursue an entrepreneurial opportunity
January 31, 2020 — 2:42 am
Mew Drewgary says:
I want this. Dashlane take all our money.
January 31, 2020 — 2:45 am
blackroseMD1 says:
Now with 100% less Herbs!
January 31, 2020 — 3:07 am
DallasHomer90 says:
Finally, a place to go every morning when I’m trying to create a great moment in poop history. (Until Sunday night anyways)
January 31, 2020 — 3:11 am
GemmaTellerSomethingGood says:
This is the Good Place.
January 31, 2020 — 3:57 am
Private Equity: Protecting Legacies and Growing Together says:
Straight into my motherfucking veins.
January 31, 2020 — 4:12 am
JTadashi says:
Does anyone know what time “What time does the super start?” Started this year?
January 31, 2020 — 4:44 am
WhichPermaGrayedBurnerToUse says:
The drama of it all, rot in a compost bin Herbfeller
January 31, 2020 — 4:51 am
DrColossus says:
Oh man. This is great.
Robert Evans died so this site could be born. It’s a beautiful sports-adjacent phoenix.
January 31, 2020 — 5:19 am
RedMenace75 says:
This is awesome. Very excited.
January 31, 2020 — 5:36 am
Cary says:
Boo-yah!
January 31, 2020 — 5:40 am
THEhoipolloi says:
And this is why Linus believed in The Great Pumpkin!
January 31, 2020 — 5:41 am
Bigbad says:
I hope you guys are sticking not to sports this go ‘round.
January 31, 2020 — 5:42 am
Backwards Buck Futter says:
SPORTS!
January 31, 2020 — 6:02 am
Joshua Baker says:
Please let this be a named permanent sports blog
January 31, 2020 — 6:12 am
Larry Sanders says:
Is it strange i’m more excited about the comments being back than I am about the blogs?
January 31, 2020 — 6:16 am
Stun the Puppy says:
Will there be bears?
January 31, 2020 — 6:21 am
Pops Ghostly says:
Finally we can talk about how Lamar Jackson Shellaced the Pats!
January 31, 2020 — 6:54 am
andtheysaychicity says:
God I wish I was gret so I could know all you deadspin idiots were down here with me like you deserve.
January 31, 2020 — 7:10 am
J.P. McPickleshitter says:
Welcome back.
Three hour Deadcast or GTFO.
January 31, 2020 — 7:47 am
Sepoy Rebel says:
I’m just glad to be able to comment on the Jamboroo again.
January 31, 2020 — 8:02 am
Wittylibrarian says:
Any chance this blog comes back for the Why Your Team Sucks portion of baseball/football opening seasons?
January 31, 2020 — 8:02 am
Brick Frog says:
I hope this turns into an Actual New Thing™
January 31, 2020 — 8:04 am
No-handles says:
So much for work and productivity for the next few days!
January 31, 2020 — 8:05 am
Grayly says:
Inject this straight into my veins I love you all.
January 31, 2020 — 8:14 am
prezbo says:
I’m unreasonably excited about this.
January 31, 2020 — 8:19 am
Magoo says:
Great Kinja!
January 31, 2020 — 8:25 am
joeyIsAFart says:
give us a way to send you guys money
January 31, 2020 — 8:26 am
joeyIsAFart says:
I WANT TO GIVE YOU MONEY TO RECOGNIZE THE VALUE OF YOUR LABOR is what I am saying
January 31, 2020 — 8:27 am
Johnny Applesauce says:
Can the family get back together for real now? Sports are so dumb and boring without you all.
January 31, 2020 — 8:34 am
Get your ass to work drew says:
Let’s get this started. What’s the fucking hold up? I only get three days with you assholes I want you to pack it in.
January 31, 2020 — 8:37 am
Stick says:
If you only knew the sites I’ve read to try and get that feeling back. One after another, lower and lower. I even read the Facebook suggests. It’s been bad. Real bad.
January 31, 2020 — 8:41 am
Robinson Crusoe says:
Finding out about this blog yesterday was like learning all your friends are throwing a secret house party and you just got invited
January 31, 2020 — 8:48 am
gt9729b says:
Doesn’t look like home, but it smells like home! Really looking forward to this!
On a serious note, how/where can I express my commitment to say subscribe to a more permanent blog by these folks in a format where I could subscribe (yes, pay!) for them to continue doing so?
Hell, I considered trying to buy something to enable this myself, but I don’t have the right background for it. …but I’m willing to be an investor/contributor
January 31, 2020 — 8:49 am
Wussypillow says:
This is the Residence Inn of online publishing.
January 31, 2020 — 9:58 am
Hurt Reynolds says:
Legit laughed out loud at this. +1 inoffensive stylesheet.
January 31, 2020 — 4:11 pm
nocturnal emulator says:
Will there be any posts written in dubious taste?
January 31, 2020 — 8:50 am
F. James Dolan Esquire says:
Hello again you beautiful bastards
January 31, 2020 — 9:00 am
Parliament says:
No snark here, I really missed yall.
January 31, 2020 — 9:01 am
Sportsblogenthusiast says:
So here for this.
January 31, 2020 — 9:09 am
old fat bald guy says:
Seize the means of blog production.
January 31, 2020 — 9:12 am
Cravenwood says:
Ever since they killed the GizGawk family, I’ve been wandering in an internet desert. Sure, I discovered Wonkette and holy fuck is it good and I spend all day there reading live blogs right now and I’m not even an American! BUT…I’m so happy to see you guys back. It’s goddamn exhausting chasing you all over the internet.
Can you guys also do Amazon links?? I need to know what to buy. Where are the deals? Seriously. I need that back in my life.
January 31, 2020 — 9:12 am
flohammad says:
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January 31, 2020 — 9:18 am
GarrettB says:
I don’t follow sports but fuck that I’m reading every article. Let that herb wilt!
January 31, 2020 — 9:20 am
Tony Real Person says:
Serious question: can I just pay like a dollar a month subscription and have my favorite website back (under new name)? Then we don’t need to pretend like we give a fuck about Dashlane or Lashdane or whatever that ad says that I will never read nor click on. I mean, I and many others already pay like $5 per month for The Athletic, so the market is there. Let’s just put a ring on it, commit, and get serious about this relationship.
January 31, 2020 — 9:33 am
Wussypillow says:
This killed me when Paste Magazine ran a (successful!) kickstarter to relaunch their magazine and music sampler. They raised all the money they needed (I bought in at the 1-year subscription level), published issues and then sent us a refund and an apologetic letter saying, “Sorry, we just can’t do it. The same things that made us cancel Paste’s print edition in 2011 are still in force now.”
So yeah, the takeaway: The media cannot even be kept alive WITH CASH MONEY IN HAND.
January 31, 2020 — 9:55 am
Gert says:
Can we have an unnamed sports blog awards ceremony?
January 31, 2020 — 9:35 am
Wussypillow says:
The Unnammys
January 31, 2020 — 10:10 am
noodlesintheface says:
dude.
January 31, 2020 — 9:39 am
Michael Bay of Pigs says:
The “Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com” Awards is a bit of a mouthful
January 31, 2020 — 9:44 am
Vince Trillfork says:
I feel like I’ve been holding my breath for ~4 months, thank you and welcome back
January 31, 2020 — 9:44 am
Jack says:
No sports since you left…please make your current sponsor hire you all and start a permanent sports blog!
January 31, 2020 — 9:48 am
CrabMeat says:
Possible 362 + forever extension?
January 31, 2020 — 9:52 am
NOTAHERB says:
Damn you Herb!
January 31, 2020 — 9:58 am
bern10 says:
YES! YES! YES!
January 31, 2020 — 10:03 am
Mitch Kisstitsky says:
It’s like the pro bowl of sports blogs!
January 31, 2020 — 10:10 am
brad says:
cool
January 31, 2020 — 10:15 am
Boogie Boognish says:
My Comment is that this should be good.
January 31, 2020 — 10:21 am
Bernard Hussein Sanders says:
Welcome back!!!
January 31, 2020 — 10:21 am
DouchebagMahoney says:
This warms the cockles of my heart
January 31, 2020 — 10:23 am
Curtis the Painter says:
May I please have an invitation to comment for the next three days?
January 31, 2020 — 10:27 am
Curtis the Painter says:
+1
January 31, 2020 — 10:27 am
Pickles McPherson says:
I was one of those readers who didn’t even like sports but checked out Deadthing multiple times a day, for the writing and general hilarity.
I am so freaking glad you’re all here again, if only for the weekend. Soon there will be a legend about a website that rises from the mist once every century. Which will be odd because websites certainly won’t exist in a century, unless our great great grandhipsters revive them.
Here mostly to say hi, and yay, and add to the traffic. Welcome back!
January 31, 2020 — 10:29 am
Tim says:
YES!!!! I am so glad you guys are back. The internet sucks without the artists formerly known as Deadspin. If we can come up with funding will you guys do this on a permanent basis?
January 31, 2020 — 10:36 am
Robert Corbin says:
Great!
January 31, 2020 — 10:38 am
Magary's Ghost Haunts This Castle Still says:
Nice! I’ve been missing unnamed sports bloggers blogging about sports.
January 31, 2020 — 10:46 am
Tobias H. says:
i’ve missed y’all more than words could POSSIBLY EVERY describe
fuck the herb
January 31, 2020 — 11:02 am
MemeWeaver says:
I didn’t get to tell you guys about my fantasy football team!
January 31, 2020 — 11:10 am
Derpy Sanchez says:
OMG YES!
I know you guys have to, like, make money and all, but…
PLEASE FIND A WAY TO MAKE THIS AN UNNAMED PERMANENT SPORTS BLOG!
January 31, 2020 — 11:29 am
Quasar Funk says:
YEEEESSSSSSS
January 31, 2020 — 11:30 am
GlassOfWaterBuffalo says:
Could someone please point me in the direction of the piggy bank where I shove all of the money to make the sprots blog stick around longer than the weekend? I will happily pay for the content. Bill me monthly. I’m sure there are tens of us out there willing to pony up.
Welcome back, gang.
January 31, 2020 — 11:34 am
NeverActuallyCommentedOnDeadspin says:
Agreed
January 31, 2020 — 9:44 pm
Bort says:
I have missed this so much I could cry.
January 31, 2020 — 11:36 am
Shillary Clinton says:
I miss you guys so fucking much… please don’t ever leave me again
January 31, 2020 — 11:44 am
Beef supreme says:
This is good. Pooping at work has been so depressing.
January 31, 2020 — 11:58 am
DMS BRHN says:
Let’s get this shit show on the road. WooooooFUKNhoooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
January 31, 2020 — 12:13 pm
Bimmergal says:
Best three days of the year!
January 31, 2020 — 12:16 pm
JoJo says:
Excellent
January 31, 2020 — 12:20 pm
Darren says:
Tonhag? No. Dungbag? No. GunTag? No. Fun. Fun. FunBa. FUNBAG! FUNBAG! FUNBAG! FUNBAG!!!!!
January 31, 2020 — 12:43 pm
Monkeywright says:
THIS MUST CONTINUE.
THIS MUST NEVER END.
THIS MUST BECOME THE NAMED UNNAMED NO LONGER TEMPORARY TEMPORARY SPORTS BLOG SITE
January 31, 2020 — 12:58 pm
NeverActuallyCommentedOnDeadspin says:
Yes. I agree
January 31, 2020 — 9:43 pm
Shrieks says:
Dashlane, eh? Just the type of service I’d use, especially if they kept sponsoring a blog for a few months until a salesperson could get some new advertisers committed
January 31, 2020 — 1:17 pm
The Rodney Hampton Fan Club says:
I missed Remembering Guys so I’m happy that this is a thing. I’m busy remembering Tony Galbreath and Bobby Douglass. Who are y’all remembering?
January 31, 2020 — 1:40 pm
Emerson Bigguns says:
Clayton Dalrymple.
February 1, 2020 — 12:56 pm
VanoB says:
I’m so fucking happy
January 31, 2020 — 1:44 pm
CatsinBag says:
YES.
January 31, 2020 — 1:47 pm
ADFLA says:
So excited about this
January 31, 2020 — 2:15 pm
SlowBurnHeelTurn says:
Oh fuck yes.
January 31, 2020 — 2:16 pm
WATCHYOURMOUTH says:
HIDEY HO!!!!!!!
My productivity At work is now zero.
January 31, 2020 — 2:55 pm
dinosaur_senior says:
this is the fucking best!
January 31, 2020 — 3:07 pm
Banjo Barn Hermit says:
yay
January 31, 2020 — 4:56 pm
msb says:
so very happy!
January 31, 2020 — 5:03 pm
Mike says:
Have you guys considered starting a Patreon? I know it’s not a great solution but it might help ends meet for a while.
January 31, 2020 — 5:06 pm
NeverActuallyCommentedOnDeadspin says:
[Silent knocking motion in the air to show support]
January 31, 2020 — 9:42 pm
Good Content says:
This is now the only good website.
January 31, 2020 — 5:35 pm
NeverActuallyCommentedOnDeadspin says:
Yes
January 31, 2020 — 9:41 pm
alexofoc says:
pay hamilton nolan to post another eye of the tiger
January 31, 2020 — 6:51 pm
vinnieboombats says:
Missed you guys *sniff*
January 31, 2020 — 6:56 pm
brilliantmistake says:
<3 U mofos
January 31, 2020 — 7:28 pm
David Muccigrosso says:
FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Don’t worry, Tom, you ALL are my favorite sports bloggers. Life has been a fucking dreary slog since DS died. From the bottom of my heart, I love and miss all of you insane pirates.
January 31, 2020 — 8:23 pm
NeverActuallyCommentedOnDeadspin says:
Cool! Can we pay to have this up permanently!? I have no idea what take to have on the Super Bowl.
January 31, 2020 — 9:41 pm
Flimsiest of Ankles says:
Wha-how? Why only 3 days??? We’re dying out here!
February 1, 2020 — 12:17 am
Flimsiest of Ankles says:
Do I need to buy something to make it longer than 3 days? Passwords–how do I buy passwords from these people?
February 1, 2020 — 12:18 am
InsertCleverName says:
I never made an account at the old place. No point in being grey with the unwashed masses. But just reading the comments here has been the most I’ve laughed interwebbing or otherwise in months. I’ve missed all you dorks.
The world is a firey hellscape, and I need more of this in my life.
For reals, do a Kickstarter or setup some other way for us to subscribe and make this less temporary.
Gonna go sign up now for whatever a dashline is. (Jk, I’m in IT and they’re legit and you should sign up too. Yes, you, dummy.)
February 1, 2020 — 1:48 am
Gio says:
Yay. Glad to have y’all back even if it is just for three days. Hopefully before you go away we can get info on where we can find future articles from our favorite authors.
February 1, 2020 — 6:01 am
acidhousecountrymusic says:
+1
February 1, 2020 — 9:11 am
Just This Guy says:
Yay temporarily! My work productivity has been entirely too high since October.
February 1, 2020 — 12:31 pm
Emerson Bigguns says:
God bless whoever linked to this site from Teti’s blog in AV Club. You’re doing the Lord’s work.
I think I just peed my pants a little.
February 1, 2020 — 12:50 pm
Macbeth the Last says:
I see the Gray is from the Iron Islands, for what is dead may never die!
February 2, 2020 — 1:34 pm
Aeneas says:
So what happens after the 2 days
February 2, 2020 — 4:21 pm
RyJo says:
Where is stuff people shoved up their butts in 2019?
February 2, 2020 — 8:04 pm
Davis E. David says:
I seem to have missed the window.
February 3, 2020 — 8:50 am
DonGumba says:
Realizing this website exists because of someone posted the link on a comment on a Kotaku article brought joy in my life when I desperately needed it. I am know going to go and read the content that was published in the short time this website was functional. Thank you for doing this, guys. I too, miss you all and the work you do.
February 3, 2020 — 2:37 pm