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February 1, 2020

Skip Bayless Took His Talents And Muscles To South Beach; Left His Pubes At Home

Ladies, break out those vibrators, fellas, squeeze you out some lotion, because when you see this photo of a half-naked Skip Bayless that the man himself tweeted this morning, you’ll not want to waste any time yanking off your pants and fiddling your bits while thinking about the barely hidden treasure that lies at the carefully shorn point of those V-cut abs:

I’m not usually a betting man, but if THAT is what’s going on this Super Bowl, I’m taking the over AND the under.

February 1, 2020 5:39 pm
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29 Comments

  1. Mr. McGibblets says:

    The art has been great and y’all deserve credit for your talents, but I wish you had attributed it all to Cooke as a troll.

    February 1, 2020 — 5:58 pm

  2. Caviar Smokeboy says:

    What in the fuck with guy. Is he 4000 years old? Total pile of shit.

    February 1, 2020 — 5:59 pm

  3. DENNYCRANE says:

    Filed to: NIGHTMARE FUEL

    February 1, 2020 — 6:07 pm

    • RedMenace75 says:

      Like all nightmares, if you ignore it, it goes away. People like Skippy keep me off the sports stations, since they have all devolved into Pundit Central, and he was so successful at it that he led the race to the bottom. I have time during my days for other pursuits. Like work. Or, on the days I am not working, porn. I mean, my family. Yeah. Family.

      February 1, 2020 — 7:36 pm

  4. Mo Vaughn's Viking Lass Halloween Costume says:

    If you think he’s leaving you breathless it’s just transference of how strong his inhale is here.

    February 1, 2020 — 6:20 pm

  5. The Holy Hand Grenade says:

    I’m glad the tweet got cropped around mid torso on my mobile browser.

    February 1, 2020 — 7:03 pm

  6. Derry Murbles says:

    I will read every MLS article you write for the rest of your career if you promise never to do this again.

    February 1, 2020 — 7:24 pm

  7. northbx says:

    That’s some oddly specific body hair grooming. It’s like he left the thick chest pelt for wearing his shirts open too low, but went scorched-earth down south for better face-free Grindr pics.

    February 1, 2020 — 8:07 pm

  8. LANE DASH, MD says:

    Only Bayless could make me regret, even for a millisecond, the existence of UTSB. You’re a gross bastard, Skip.

    February 1, 2020 — 8:51 pm

  9. the other Tim says:

    I don’t know, I kind of hope I look that good when I’m 93, minus his infected-twat-like personality.

    February 1, 2020 — 10:25 pm

  10. ThanosFucks says:

    Looks like a rejected Thanos concept.

    February 2, 2020 — 12:32 am

  11. Private Equity: Protecting Legacies and Growing Together says:

    Fernando: babe, you were muy fantastico
    Skip: Tim Tebow hasn’t done THAT

    February 2, 2020 — 1:03 am

  12. DidicoyRoy says:

    No one wanted this. Why is this?

    February 2, 2020 — 8:12 am

  13. Diminishing Skills says:

    This is the sports blog content that should be stuck to!

    February 2, 2020 — 9:10 am

  14. Gladys Knight and the Wally Pipps says:

    Damn my curiosity. You warned me.

    February 2, 2020 — 10:29 am

  15. Rock n Roll Doctor says:

    I mean does he have an umbilical hernia? Click on the link. What the fuck is that knob coming out of his belly button? Billy, please weigh in

    February 2, 2020 — 6:10 pm

  16. A Photo Lev Parnas Isn't In says:

    This looks like #2, and I don’t mean the same thing that Skip Bayless does when he says number two..

    February 2, 2020 — 7:53 pm

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