This, my friends, is a sight for sore eyes:
Yes, that’s a bench-clearing brawl in Taiwan’s CPBL, after Fubon Guardians pitcher Henry Sosa (whom you might [not] remember from a cup of coffee with the Astros in 2011) plunked Rakuten Monkeys second baseman Kuo Yen-Wen. Here’s the full video of it. Even more importantly, that’s baseball. Actual, professional, competitive baseball, being played on Earth right now, even as you shelter in place in your boring home with your miserable family. There is a light at the end of the tunnel, and this is what it looks like.
It’s not ideal. The CPBL isn’t exactly the cream of the crop, playing at about a Double-A level. Most of the games aren’t broadcast in English. And large gatherings are still banned, as the coronavirus still lurks, so fans are not allowed into the stadiums. (When the CPBL regular season began last week, the games were watched live only by mannequins, cardboard-cutout fans, and drum-playing robots.) But again, it’s still baseball. And considering that right now I’m so starved for baseball that I’d even watch a Colorado Rockies game, this has to be good enough.
Here’s the season’s first walk-off, from last Wednesday. Still exciting, without a crowd and without any emotional investment in the teams and players? You betcha!
If you’d like to try getting into the CPBL, or if you just want it as reassuring background noise when you wake up—weekday games start at 6:30 a.m. Eastern—here’s a quick introduction to the league, and here’s information and links for streaming the games. For now, only Monkeys games offer English-language commentary, but the league is aware there’s interest over here, so don’t be surprised if that’s expanded.
There will soon be even more options. South Korea’s KBO has just gotten the green light to go ahead with its season, as on Sunday the prime minister announced that pro sports would be allowed to go ahead without fans. An official announcement from the league is coming Tuesday, but expect a full 144-game schedule to be played, making up for the delayed start with double-headers and playoffs that run into November. A short preseason is expected to be followed by an opening day as soon as May 1.
Like the CPBL, the KBO will begin with empty stadiums, but have not ruled out allowing fans in later in the season, depending on the status of the Covid-19 outbreak in their respective countries.
It is achingly tempting to try to extrapolate the re-opening process in Taiwanese and Korean baseball to our own shores, and indeed, when MLB does finally return, this is how it’ll likely happen: compressed schedules and empty stadiums. But the U.S. is not Taiwan, which has had only six total Covid deaths, and it’s not Korea, which reported just eight new Covid cases on Sunday. The nations’ dramatically different coronavirus situations make it a fool’s errand to even start thinking about baseball yet.
Still, there are things to be learned. MLB’s previously floated “bubble” plan, which would stage the entire season in Arizona and keep players as quarantined from possible, would fall apart the second a single player contracted the virus. If the CPBL and KBO manage to keep their players healthy, it could encourage MLB to keep exploring the bubble idea.
A more realistic canary in the Covid mine is Japan’s NPB, which this weekend pushed back its own opening day indefinitely, and at least until June. Japan has been harder-hit by the pandemic than Taiwan or Korea, though nowhere near as hard as the United States. Baseball here can’t (or at least shouldn’t) consider starting until their Japanese counterparts have given it a go. That appears to still be some time off.
So, the upshot is that MLB isn’t coming back anytime soon, which really stinks, but also that baseball isn’t just MLB. And baseball’s already happening, once you know to look for it. That’s not nothing.
Gilbe says:
Just seeing this content brings joy to my heart!
April 20, 2020 — 9:06 am
Chance Vought says:
BERNIE OR BUST!
April 20, 2020 — 9:10 am
Krasmer says:
This blog makes me so happy.
April 20, 2020 — 9:11 am
ObscureSimpsonsReference says:
I look forward to your CPBL version of ‘let’s remember some guys’ but for every member of the LLWS Chinese Taipei teams that play professionally now.
April 20, 2020 — 9:16 am
Allgood says:
+1 Chien-Ming Wang
April 20, 2020 — 1:29 pm
Facebones says:
I have decided that I am a fan of the Chinatrust Brothers solely because their logo (angry elephant holding a ball in his trunk) fucking slaps.
April 20, 2020 — 9:17 am
Bob says:
Holy shit you’re so right.
April 20, 2020 — 1:08 pm
CheeryNoble says:
Brothers got balls!
April 20, 2020 — 2:42 pm
Dr Emilio Lizardo says:
It’s like if the A’s logo conducted a hostile takeover of The Brewer’s logo.
April 21, 2020 — 12:38 pm
2Weekes says:
It’s hard for me to get into CPBL because I don’t know the Guys. KBO on the other hand: Dan Straily! Tyler Saladino!! DAE-HO LEE!!!
April 20, 2020 — 9:20 am
Not an herb says:
So glad y’all are back! Long live UTSB
April 20, 2020 — 9:21 am
Ryan Dalziel says:
Bout to stan the hell out of the Chinatown Brothers. The Rakuten Monkeys can eat shit.
April 20, 2020 — 9:23 am
klyde serra says:
more like sling shit
April 20, 2020 — 2:00 pm
nightelfmohawk says:
Oh thank god, I need baseball of any sort now more than ever. It’s just a bonus that it includes a typical non-fighting fight.
April 20, 2020 — 9:23 am
Shingo’s Cheeseburgers says:
CBPL brawl brought to you by CBD oil
April 20, 2020 — 9:24 am
gallahad says:
“drum-playing robots”
I think we’re burying the lede here
April 20, 2020 — 9:28 am
JIM SPANFELLER, STILL An HERB says:
While they haven’t started baseball, Japan did hold their March sumo tournament, without fans. Watching wrestling with no fans is surreal.
Even with all the precautions they took, they did end up having a scare about one of the competitors came down with covid-19 during the tournament, but it turns out that he didn’t.
April 20, 2020 — 9:29 am
danjsport says:
Can I leave a comment? Deadspin doesn’t let me
April 20, 2020 — 9:32 am
Subby5000 says:
that was a very informative blog, thank you!
April 20, 2020 — 9:32 am
La Muerte Peluda says:
Sounds like that lady Sunsoiled herself with excitement.
April 20, 2020 — 9:34 am
Garfield Thelonius Remington III says:
+1
April 20, 2020 — 9:38 am
Roadless_Soul says:
Waking up to this made me so happy. I’m so tired of watching marble racing.
April 20, 2020 — 9:38 am
Garfield Thelonius Remington III says:
The stadium pumping in crowd noise on the walk-off, and then the camera cutting to the mannequin, was pure production gold.
April 20, 2020 — 9:38 am
Not a shill. I swear says:
Love you all, but baseball still sucks
April 20, 2020 — 9:38 am
Matt says:
Still more fans there than a Marlins game.
April 20, 2020 — 9:44 am
Awesome's Razor says:
“The pitch… Monkey see, Monkey swing, Monkeys WIN!”
April 20, 2020 — 9:50 am
Poor Old Edgar Derby says:
I had about five seconds of glee before I thought “well that’s not good social distancing”. Gives me hope that I’ll someday be able to stand in a crowd without worrying that I’m gonna end up killing myself and/or a lot of other people if I touch my face.
April 20, 2020 — 9:56 am
Hit Bull Win Steak says:
Meanwhile in the US, we’re screaming at our healthcare workers to “go back to China.” We’re never fucking seeing MLB this year.
April 20, 2020 — 9:58 am
unfortunate son says:
the healthcare workers in Denver who blocked the protesters should be getting a lot of love.
April 20, 2020 — 11:07 am
kenthrbeksairconditioner says:
Hey I’m not in the grays!
April 20, 2020 — 10:01 am
kenthrbeksairconditioner says:
I even turned off my adblocker!
April 20, 2020 — 10:03 am
Sidebar says:
Let’s not rush things: this is the deepest the Mets have gotten into the calendar in a long, long time. Still undefeated, baby!
April 20, 2020 — 10:04 am
Delete says:
Taiwan on! It’s back!
April 20, 2020 — 10:27 am
Diogenes says:
Waiting for those dick jokes.
April 20, 2020 — 11:50 am
BeverlySills90210 says:
“For now, only Monkeys games offer English-language commentary,”
Get back to me when English games offer commentary by monkeys, please and thank you.
April 20, 2020 — 12:43 pm
Larry's Legend says:
Cheers to being liberated from Kinja.
April 20, 2020 — 3:41 pm
David says:
Washington Nationals are STILL World Series champs
April 20, 2020 — 4:37 pm
Charles Bryan says:
It’s good to have baseball, in whatever form, just as it is good to have Deadspinners back.
April 20, 2020 — 6:23 pm
oklay says:
Not to get all “serious” about this, but for me, sports without fans by choice is wrong. It makes the product worse and takes the game away from the fans, who are the lifeblood of any sport and are commonly disrespected. Primarily talking premier league and things like that here, as I follow it closest. I don’t care how much TV money they lose.
April 20, 2020 — 7:32 pm