I have no idea how much money will change hands because of how much I love this blog, but I hope it’s enough to convince some Businesschuds that maybe they should let the Deadspin Idiots do their thing.
My wife and I started using the word “boner” jokingly to reference when one of us had made a mistake of some kind. We’ve been doing it long enough that I’m now afraid I’ll forget it’s a joke and use it, like, at work.
I think Drew is currently winning the “Most Posts on the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com” award…or the “MoPUnT,” as insiders call it. C’mon, everyone else…up your game!
Stop being so hard on Goodell. It’s a dick move that makes you look like a pud and a dingaling.
And remember the power of what you say – the penis mightier than the sword.
Banjo Barn Hermit says:
This is the content I’ve been missing.
January 31, 2020 — 3:17 pm
Brother Goodell says:
Sports boners without discretion 24/7 please.
January 31, 2020 — 6:47 pm
onlinepresents says:
My brain is in recovery mode from taking in so many high level important ideas.
January 31, 2020 — 6:56 pm
Steve says:
+1 unintentional dong
February 1, 2020 — 7:56 am
reasonsandreasons says:
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January 31, 2020 — 3:19 pm
Well Placed Rocket says:
I have no idea how much money will change hands because of how much I love this blog, but I hope it’s enough to convince some Businesschuds that maybe they should let the Deadspin Idiots do their thing.
January 31, 2020 — 3:29 pm
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January 31, 2020 — 3:30 pm
Herblife says:
+1 Comrade
January 31, 2020 — 9:36 pm
Bimmergal says:
+1. Yeah what he said.
January 31, 2020 — 10:19 pm
Lane Dash, MD says:
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February 1, 2020 — 8:28 pm
Jethro says:
I just spent $60 for a password manager subscription I don’t need or want to show my support.
January 31, 2020 — 3:49 pm
Hurt Reynolds says:
Seriously about to pull the very same trigger.
February 1, 2020 — 11:12 pm
Caviar Smokeboy says:
I really wish this site would stick to boners.
January 31, 2020 — 3:50 pm
Untitled1 says:
I think there may already be websites for that.
January 31, 2020 — 4:04 pm
I ate Tomato says:
+1 Herb boner
January 31, 2020 — 5:33 pm
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January 31, 2020 — 5:55 pm
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January 31, 2020 — 3:54 pm
OrinocoJoe says:
My wife and I started using the word “boner” jokingly to reference when one of us had made a mistake of some kind. We’ve been doing it long enough that I’m now afraid I’ll forget it’s a joke and use it, like, at work.
January 31, 2020 — 4:07 pm
BRING BACK FOODSPIN TOO says:
all we need now is some content about huge dongs and we’ll be set.
January 31, 2020 — 5:13 pm
Derb-O-Tronic says:
“Let’s Remember Some Unintentional Dongs”
January 31, 2020 — 5:17 pm
Nightelfmohawk says:
Poopoo
Peepee
January 31, 2020 — 6:01 pm
VitoLazork says:
I think Drew is currently winning the “Most Posts on the Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com” award…or the “MoPUnT,” as insiders call it. C’mon, everyone else…up your game!
January 31, 2020 — 6:03 pm
Observation says:
That’s it – stick to sports. That’s the Key To Success!!!
Signed, An Herb
January 31, 2020 — 10:04 pm
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January 31, 2020 — 10:16 pm
RedMenace75 says:
Stop being so hard on Goodell. It’s a dick move that makes you look like a pud and a dingaling.
And remember the power of what you say – the penis mightier than the sword.
February 1, 2020 — 9:02 am
Lane Dash, MD says:
As if Roger Goodell is the first person Prince ever gave a boner. He’s still (barely) human, you guys.
February 1, 2020 — 8:34 pm
FartsInElevators says:
A true Prince boner is deep purple.
– Roger “Let’s Go Crazy” Goodell
February 6, 2020 — 4:17 pm