Although right now people are supposed to stay inside as much as they can, dogs still have to go on regular walks in order to stretch their legs, as well as pee and poop. Please use good judgment when taking those pooches outside. Don’t let them off-leash in the park so they can play with a football.
Tom Brady, the purebred recently sent to a farm downstate to live out the rest of his days, was spotted getting some exercise at a park in downtown Tampa. Bad! Mayor Jane Castor relayed the story to St. Petersburg Mayor Rick Kriseman during a joint news conference Monday.
“Our parks are closed down, and so a lot of our park staff–they patrol around just to make sure that people aren’t in there doing contact sports and things,” Castor said. “And [one staffer] saw an individual working out in one of our downtown parks, and she went over to tell him that it was closed, and it was Tom Brady.”
Brady was returned to his owner and made it home without chasing even one squirrel.
UnDeadspinForever says:
There’s still time to trademark “Tampoodle Brady”
April 21, 2020 — 4:05 pm
abikemessengerinseattle says:
Good boy
April 21, 2020 — 4:05 pm
Erik Lonnrot says:
Is he though?
April 21, 2020 — 4:19 pm
abikemessengerinseattle says:
all dogs are good boys
April 21, 2020 — 9:56 pm
Awesome's Razor says:
Off leash hours are tricky.
April 21, 2020 — 5:28 pm
Ol' Melanoma Head says:
Show some respect. Tom’s clearly so fancy he’s the Rhapsody In White of the NFL.
April 23, 2020 — 12:46 am
Christopher Buecheler says:
I’m sure he’s confident that if he drinks enough water and eats enough avocado ice cream, he’ll be able to fight the virus right off.
April 21, 2020 — 4:07 pm
Rhayader says:
Hey buddy, you try talking him out of a park trip after he hears the car keys jingling.
April 21, 2020 — 4:07 pm
Martin English says:
This site needs a like button
April 24, 2020 — 3:02 am
La Muerte Peluda says:
“they patrol around just to make sure that people aren’t in there doing contact sports and things”
Considering this is Florida, I imagine they’re usually far more concerned about “things” than “contact sports”.
April 21, 2020 — 4:18 pm
Erik Lonnrot says:
And considering it’s Florida “things” probably covers a wider array of human and animal behaviours than any of us really care to think about.
April 21, 2020 — 4:20 pm
Mr. Peanutbutter says:
I just want to say that the dog parks in NYC are closed, and it fucking sucks. My dog doesn’t understand social isolation and is losing her fucking mind because she has no friends now.
April 21, 2020 — 4:19 pm
HotDogCannon says:
Yeah with a name like “MR. PEANUTBUTTER”, I’m suuuure your dog is bored…
April 21, 2020 — 5:17 pm
Thegreenbuilding says:
Bwaaa
April 22, 2020 — 10:15 am
Occam's Gray Area says:
No dogs allowed. Even fancy ones.
April 21, 2020 — 4:22 pm
Excitable Misunderstood Genius says:
They are bring his Staffordshire Terrier friend from his old home down to keep him company so he won’t get so antsy.
April 21, 2020 — 7:31 pm
JustAGuyGuy says:
My only regret is already using the “put this in a museum” joke on the Rusev illustration.
April 21, 2020 — 7:49 pm
Tiny hands says:
That Brady dog boy belongs in a museum!
I got you buddy.
April 21, 2020 — 11:40 pm