According to a report from VICE.com, this weekend’s big game is the subject of much attention from the publishing world, with several outlets racing to be the first to inform hundreds of readers what time the game takes place. Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog would like to now pull back the curtain and reveal, for the first time, the answer to a question commenters have asked for years: What time does “What time does ‘What time does the Super Bowl start?’ start?” start?
| Patrick Redford | Jan 9, 2020, 4:01 PM | ||
| to Leslie Horn |
I have not been “online” really at all this week, but: a) I would like to plant a flag on doing this if possible first week of February?
| Leslie Horn | Jan 9, 2020, 7:11 PM | ||
| to me |
What time is what time is what time is the super bowl? Yes I’m down
There you have it.
PostMahomes says:
Never forget they made Leslie Horn narrate Deadspin’s infamous Super Bowl commercial on her first day.
January 31, 2020 — 4:55 pm
Jay Cutler's Cigarettes says:
Well, I really, REALLY should have listened when the blurb said that video was NSFW while trying to watch it at work.
January 31, 2020 — 5:21 pm
Leshorn says:
I have to admit, I completely forgot about this!
January 31, 2020 — 7:54 pm
Moses Hightower says:
UTSB is a good web site.
January 31, 2020 — 4:55 pm
Sn0wSlay3r says:
“UTSB” looks like something you’d need a hefty round of antibiotics to get over…
January 31, 2020 — 4:58 pm
KRS WON says:
Just a dose of UTSBUAN
January 31, 2020 — 5:09 pm
HockeyBrunch says:
University of Texas – Santa Barbara. There is no geography program.
January 31, 2020 — 5:40 pm
DJ Mc says:
The Horned Slugs?
February 1, 2020 — 3:57 pm
Lazy Sundae says:
South Brownsville campus.
February 1, 2020 — 5:44 pm
CoastersPaul says:
UTSB is what I use to charge my phone.
January 31, 2020 — 9:01 pm
RedMenace75 says:
Sounds like a second-tier state school, where people would say “yeah, I go to UT”, until someone asked which campus.
February 1, 2020 — 8:50 am
dcat says:
I teach at that campus. (UTPB).
February 1, 2020 — 5:03 pm
Mongo says:
University of Texas Pismo Beach?
February 1, 2020 — 6:18 pm
NoAccentInAtleti says:
Yes
January 31, 2020 — 5:38 pm
Cody Quinn says:
I hear UTSB has a great improv class.
February 1, 2020 — 10:29 am
Brother Goodell says:
Love it
February 1, 2020 — 8:25 pm
DarinWithOneR says:
It’s Friday afternoon, I’m really hoping UTSB will come through with the expected bear content to round out the day.
January 31, 2020 — 4:58 pm
Allgood says:
You’re goddamn right. AND THEY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 31, 2020 — 5:52 pm
burner-sanders says:
what time is the game?
everybody wants to know!
internet search time
January 31, 2020 — 4:58 pm
bukkake’d confetti says:
🤯
January 31, 2020 — 4:59 pm
yoshinoy says:
Can you please, like, never go away again? Thanks.
January 31, 2020 — 5:01 pm
Hit Bull Win Steak says:
according to my Under Armor cool tech compression boxers, it’s always game time
HOOO HOOO HOOO HOOOO
January 31, 2020 — 5:03 pm
RedMenace75 says:
+1
February 1, 2020 — 8:51 am
OldManInSeattle says:
BEARS….who said anything about bears!?!?!?
https://giphy.com/gifs/bbc-cute-animal-3ohzh38VXi9d8Zabvi
January 31, 2020 — 5:05 pm
Big Papa Piss says:
this is the type of insider content the gatekeeers don’t want us to see
January 31, 2020 — 5:05 pm
Malloy says:
Was there an item “b)”?
January 31, 2020 — 5:08 pm
tommytimp says:
Which big game are we talking about?
January 31, 2020 — 5:09 pm
Banjo Barn Hermit says:
If this leads to a permanent site you need to keep the MS Paint art.
January 31, 2020 — 5:12 pm
Fart Barfunkel says:
Holy fuck it made my day when I saw the report on Vice earlier.
But this? I did not think I would be able to laugh this hard today. Unnamed Temporary Sports Blog Dot Com forever.
January 31, 2020 — 5:18 pm
SpidermanWasHere says:
God how I’ve missed this.
January 31, 2020 — 6:07 pm
X says:
Did I just watch an episode of Bojack Horseman on definitelynot.deadspin.com?
January 31, 2020 — 6:22 pm
BasketCaseSensitive says:
Yes.
January 31, 2020 — 6:46 pm
onlinepresents says:
My brain is in recovery mode from taking in so many high level important ideas.
January 31, 2020 — 6:53 pm
Wrestlefire says:
Probably about… now.
What time does “What time does the Super Bowl start?” Probably about 9 AM Eastern Sunday.
What time does the Super Bowl start? About 6:30 PM Eastern.
January 31, 2020 — 7:36 pm
VespaET4 says:
Just let Jim Cooke be the one running the Wacom pad…
January 31, 2020 — 8:21 pm
DJ Snuggles McDuggles says:
I feel like Jesus did on the third day. Welcome back, old friend.
January 31, 2020 — 10:09 pm
Timothy Onlyphans says:
what time does Ted 2 start?
January 31, 2020 — 11:37 pm
Timothy Onlyphans says:
Its night unnamedtemporarysportsblog.com, nobody will see this
January 31, 2020 — 11:38 pm
GMGroupie says:
What do I have to do to Groundhogday myself so I wake up every day with UTSB still here? Do I just have be a raging asshole at work?
February 1, 2020 — 1:13 am
Undefinable says:
Who do we have to pay and how much to keep this site up permanently?
February 1, 2020 — 9:08 am
swbrownie says:
UTSB is every school that’a a 49.5 pt dog to Bama.
February 1, 2020 — 9:09 am
Lee Carney says:
Is Sydney it starts at 1o:30am Monday
This is how Roger Goodell has cost the owners billions of dollars through his lack of vision
While trying to expand into England, a country with its own football code its quite fond of, by spending a fortune to take Blake Bortle to Wembley & Twickenham, he could have just moved games to Friday & Saturday nights exposing the game to 2 billion ppl across the Asia-Pacific region who don’t have their own domestic football code. All while La Liga schedules games as late as 10pm to suit Asian TV schedules because even the famously chaotic Spanish Football Federation has more vision & foresight than the Ginger Hammer
February 1, 2020 — 10:10 am